Smokin Marijuana by Marijuana Man Lyrics

Ay!
This is how you live life like a goldarned groovy dude!
Well... it's true

[Verse 1: Marijuana Man]
Well I'm smoking marijuana in the schoolyard
I get all them hoes
Why, you say bro
Cause I got a big cock, ho

Eat it like a taco
I don't eat fucking brocco
(li) yeah,li
But please don't swallow me

I love to lick that dick cheese
Y'all know me
Since day one
Pointin' that gun at your fucking buns

[Chorus]
Smoking marijuana in the schoolyard
Smoking marijuana in the gym
Smoking marijuana in science class
Smoking marijuana with Jim
I am so cool
I drink my stool
I like to smoke marijuana
So I am...

Smoking marijuana in social studies
Smoking marijuana with my mom
Smoking marijuana with my dad
But my mom does not approve, oh no

[Verse 2: Marijuana Man]
I do not like
To get scolded by my mom, oh yeah
I do not like it
When my dad is very angry

I do not like
To be very mean to homeless people
So I give them a blunt
And then they go "thank you my friend

Oh no, it's Crack Guy!

[Verse 3: Crack Guy]
Oh, you think I wasn't gonna be in here, well...
I smoke a lot of crack
Never get shot in the back, oh yeah!
I smoke lot of crack
It makes me feel good, unlike that wack
[?]
Mmm, no that stuff is bad for you
It's made from leaves
That shit is so gay
I smoke crack cocaine, oh yeah

I smoke a lot of crack every day, boi, oh!
Shit, you can't smoke crack with me
Unless you got a wack with me, oh yeah
I love to do some crack cocaine

Boi you ain't no, you ain't got no brain
Ooh shit!
You know I got a lot of fame!
'Cause I smoke crack...

COCAINE!

(Explosion)