Latinocaust Inauguration Speech by Margot Kix Lyrics
[ANCHORWOMAN]:
Great day for the people lacking melanin in their skin
The President of Brazil, former military officer Jair Messias Bolsonaro, has announced the newest updates on the National Constitution this morning
A brief summary of the modified amendments was made public at the Official International Political Statement Platform, the Twitter, when the President himself hosted a 45 minute livestream next to his three sons and Representative Alexandre Frota
Imediatly after, a large number of opposition was thrown against Bolsonaro and his party members, criticizing how such "presentation" was nothing but a couple of scary project names said in the middle of long minutes of praying, edgy gags and some gibberish scientists are still trying to decipher
The response gave by the President came in the form of one single Tweet, in which he assured all those politically creepy-looking program titles would improve every single aspect of economy
When people replied asking "how?", the President told them to "shove your questions up your mama's stinky c****, you left-wingy face fucks!"
Around two hours later, the President made one of his famous backpedalling moves on that statement and oficially announced... An official announcement for the new government projects
[PRESIDENT]:
Brazil above everything, and God above everyone!
We already have our own "Deutschland Uber Alles", and our version has God Himself on our side, which again shows how powerful our nation is
The left-wingers try to make us look like Nazis on their anti-family activism and fake news, but here’s the prove that we can be much more badass than the Germans ever were!
Now, let's get started on the real reason we're all here
Apperently, a bunch of snowflakes weren’t very happy about these little modifications I've made on our laws
They've made very clear they weren't quite sure about what these modifications were, but they hated already because the names sounded like totally unconstitutional
How can something I do be unconstitutional when I am the one who writes the constituion?
Questioning your leader, that's unconstitutional!
That leads me to the first project I'll be presenting here today: The War On Questioning
I'm tired of people asking my reasons and goals for everything
"Mr. President, why are my rights being taken away?"
"Mister Prosident, how worshiping infamous torturers will solve the country's crysis?"
"Mistah Pwesident, why are you celebrating the death of poor children?"
Because I want to, goddammit!
And justificating my actions is not not my cup of pee!
So, I’ve decided to make questioning completely illegal in Brazil
No more doubting
No more asking
No more Curious Cat
The question mark is going to be forever banned from the portuguese grammar
You either agree or disagree with me from now on. And you better watch out, because I’m planning on making disagreeing with me just as illegal as questioning me!
But I have not updated, or rather upgraded the constitution only so I could make the country a better place for myself
I've done that so I could prove the left is wrong about me, so people will vote Bolsonaro again in the future!
For instance, those Commies love to highlight how much of a racist I am. That’s, obviously, some SJW bullshit
You can't deffend the KKK once without getting called a White Supremacist forever
So tell me, all of you anti-fascist intolerant people: how can I and my exclusively caucasian party mates be "racists" if we live in the same planet and country as black people?
Damn, I think it's not far-fetched to presume there's even some people of color living in the same city as us
And we have never killed more than two or three of them with our own hands!
But if you sensitive snowflakes still think that’s not enough credit to fill this "pro-ethnical" quota, allow me to introduce y'all to what I call "The Anti-Racism Racial Segregation"
Aren't y'all tired of white people killing black people?
Well, I'm also tired of those Afros killing my friends!
Not that I ever had any of my friends killed by a black guy. We don't let those kinds of people get into our properties
But anyway, here's a solution for both of our problems: we'll take our wonderfully built slums, the Favelas, and then we'll lock all of the black people in there
This way, there'll be no more innocent rich white men murdered by hideous black thugs, same way as there'll be no more darkies killed by whiteys
Of course, you'll have to get used to the lack of sanitation, falling apart infrastructure, extreme violence and probably no food at all
But it's not like we owe y'all something just because we have slaved your people for three centuries
Go get a job!
Actually, I've just decided I'm updating my update
People call me a racist regularly, but they also call me a homophobe, a misoginist, a xenophobe, so to prove them wrong once again, I'm also stuffing all the queers, feminists, indians and any other complicated group into our tiny, tiny Favelas
"The Anti-Racism Racial Segregation" is now simply called "Segregation"
We'll take the big houses, the fancy suburbs and the miles and miles of soil, which we'll use to produce more commodities, this way generating more money we'll also take
And you, snowflakes, you can get the torn apart roofs and the exposed sewers
Can't say I'm not pro-equal rights now, can you?
And now that we have established this separation, let's get to the main project of our government
The said project was designed with the support of the United States President, Mr. Donald Trump, as an adjunct to the "World Wall 2" Plan
To end all the "Cholo-Issues" in the American Nation, Mr. Trump is planning on buidling a big big wall, blocking the US-Mexico frontier for good
The Republican Christian Scientists have calculated that Jesus himself is very likely to come back after the fair-skinned Yankees get rid of all the Hispanic problems that have found their way into the American land
While my wife and I were having dinner with them in the Orange House, Donnie dropped a kind of a hot take on how to solve the muchacho situtaion: kill all the Latins
I reacted as any Patriotic Brazilian Man would react: I said "Indeed, Mr. Trump. Kill ALL the Latins!"
We started to work together from there
We named the project "Latinocaust"
Ironically, of course
It consists on buidling our own wall, but not at the country borders, as I initially thought
The U.S. Senator for Texas, Mr. Ted Cruz, has guided me through the best way on how a south-american can destroy the Latins: the wall must be built in the shape of a cross, with a circle right in the middle
U.S. Vice President Mike Pence said that, if I wanted an image to use as a reference, I could just think of a "giant target for bomb-dropping" and design the wall after that
And you know what? It fits perfectly!
We started the building a couple of months ago
And as good politicians, we used your money and didn't tell you about it 'till it was done!
Yes, you heard right, the Latinocaust Wall is done!
Brazil, the biggest country of South-America, is now safe from the Latin Plague!
And look, in the sky: Mr. Trump has sent us his personal greetings!
What a beautifully big firework!
Thank you, Mr. Trump
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
We're always happy to be part of a social genocide!
Brazil above everything
God above everyone
AND THE USA ABOVE ALL!
Great day for the people lacking melanin in their skin
The President of Brazil, former military officer Jair Messias Bolsonaro, has announced the newest updates on the National Constitution this morning
A brief summary of the modified amendments was made public at the Official International Political Statement Platform, the Twitter, when the President himself hosted a 45 minute livestream next to his three sons and Representative Alexandre Frota
Imediatly after, a large number of opposition was thrown against Bolsonaro and his party members, criticizing how such "presentation" was nothing but a couple of scary project names said in the middle of long minutes of praying, edgy gags and some gibberish scientists are still trying to decipher
The response gave by the President came in the form of one single Tweet, in which he assured all those politically creepy-looking program titles would improve every single aspect of economy
When people replied asking "how?", the President told them to "shove your questions up your mama's stinky c****, you left-wingy face fucks!"
Around two hours later, the President made one of his famous backpedalling moves on that statement and oficially announced... An official announcement for the new government projects
[PRESIDENT]:
Brazil above everything, and God above everyone!
We already have our own "Deutschland Uber Alles", and our version has God Himself on our side, which again shows how powerful our nation is
The left-wingers try to make us look like Nazis on their anti-family activism and fake news, but here’s the prove that we can be much more badass than the Germans ever were!
Now, let's get started on the real reason we're all here
Apperently, a bunch of snowflakes weren’t very happy about these little modifications I've made on our laws
They've made very clear they weren't quite sure about what these modifications were, but they hated already because the names sounded like totally unconstitutional
How can something I do be unconstitutional when I am the one who writes the constituion?
Questioning your leader, that's unconstitutional!
That leads me to the first project I'll be presenting here today: The War On Questioning
I'm tired of people asking my reasons and goals for everything
"Mr. President, why are my rights being taken away?"
"Mister Prosident, how worshiping infamous torturers will solve the country's crysis?"
"Mistah Pwesident, why are you celebrating the death of poor children?"
Because I want to, goddammit!
And justificating my actions is not not my cup of pee!
So, I’ve decided to make questioning completely illegal in Brazil
No more doubting
No more asking
No more Curious Cat
The question mark is going to be forever banned from the portuguese grammar
You either agree or disagree with me from now on. And you better watch out, because I’m planning on making disagreeing with me just as illegal as questioning me!
But I have not updated, or rather upgraded the constitution only so I could make the country a better place for myself
I've done that so I could prove the left is wrong about me, so people will vote Bolsonaro again in the future!
For instance, those Commies love to highlight how much of a racist I am. That’s, obviously, some SJW bullshit
You can't deffend the KKK once without getting called a White Supremacist forever
So tell me, all of you anti-fascist intolerant people: how can I and my exclusively caucasian party mates be "racists" if we live in the same planet and country as black people?
Damn, I think it's not far-fetched to presume there's even some people of color living in the same city as us
And we have never killed more than two or three of them with our own hands!
But if you sensitive snowflakes still think that’s not enough credit to fill this "pro-ethnical" quota, allow me to introduce y'all to what I call "The Anti-Racism Racial Segregation"
Aren't y'all tired of white people killing black people?
Well, I'm also tired of those Afros killing my friends!
Not that I ever had any of my friends killed by a black guy. We don't let those kinds of people get into our properties
But anyway, here's a solution for both of our problems: we'll take our wonderfully built slums, the Favelas, and then we'll lock all of the black people in there
This way, there'll be no more innocent rich white men murdered by hideous black thugs, same way as there'll be no more darkies killed by whiteys
Of course, you'll have to get used to the lack of sanitation, falling apart infrastructure, extreme violence and probably no food at all
But it's not like we owe y'all something just because we have slaved your people for three centuries
Go get a job!
Actually, I've just decided I'm updating my update
People call me a racist regularly, but they also call me a homophobe, a misoginist, a xenophobe, so to prove them wrong once again, I'm also stuffing all the queers, feminists, indians and any other complicated group into our tiny, tiny Favelas
"The Anti-Racism Racial Segregation" is now simply called "Segregation"
We'll take the big houses, the fancy suburbs and the miles and miles of soil, which we'll use to produce more commodities, this way generating more money we'll also take
And you, snowflakes, you can get the torn apart roofs and the exposed sewers
Can't say I'm not pro-equal rights now, can you?
And now that we have established this separation, let's get to the main project of our government
The said project was designed with the support of the United States President, Mr. Donald Trump, as an adjunct to the "World Wall 2" Plan
To end all the "Cholo-Issues" in the American Nation, Mr. Trump is planning on buidling a big big wall, blocking the US-Mexico frontier for good
The Republican Christian Scientists have calculated that Jesus himself is very likely to come back after the fair-skinned Yankees get rid of all the Hispanic problems that have found their way into the American land
While my wife and I were having dinner with them in the Orange House, Donnie dropped a kind of a hot take on how to solve the muchacho situtaion: kill all the Latins
I reacted as any Patriotic Brazilian Man would react: I said "Indeed, Mr. Trump. Kill ALL the Latins!"
We started to work together from there
We named the project "Latinocaust"
Ironically, of course
It consists on buidling our own wall, but not at the country borders, as I initially thought
The U.S. Senator for Texas, Mr. Ted Cruz, has guided me through the best way on how a south-american can destroy the Latins: the wall must be built in the shape of a cross, with a circle right in the middle
U.S. Vice President Mike Pence said that, if I wanted an image to use as a reference, I could just think of a "giant target for bomb-dropping" and design the wall after that
And you know what? It fits perfectly!
We started the building a couple of months ago
And as good politicians, we used your money and didn't tell you about it 'till it was done!
Yes, you heard right, the Latinocaust Wall is done!
Brazil, the biggest country of South-America, is now safe from the Latin Plague!
And look, in the sky: Mr. Trump has sent us his personal greetings!
What a beautifully big firework!
Thank you, Mr. Trump
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
We're always happy to be part of a social genocide!
Brazil above everything
God above everyone
AND THE USA ABOVE ALL!