Tiz Christmas by Margaritavillain Lyrics

[Intro: The Syrin & Margaritavillain]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again (Yo)
It’s Christmas in America
Christmas in Armenia (Yo)
Christmas in Algeria (Someones coming to town)
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas Margartiavillain
(That’s right, I’m back)

[Verse 1: Margaritavillain]
To discuss Christmas business (Yeah?)
You needn’t be religious (Nope)
Or a Catholic lawyer litigious (Maybe)
Trying to cover up the witness (Shhh)

You don’t need the fitness of a thinner gymnast
To eat Christmas dinner so delicious
Or kill Grimace cuz that sinner be suspicious
But we’ll discuss your sister she be babelicious (Rrrar)

You needn’t be a devout stoic catholic
To be homophbic or psychopathic (Amen)
You needn’t be an all out heroic Ben Affleck (Matt Damon)
To be loco so sick or an alcoholic
Christmas lights cause vicious fights
Reindeer bites in auspicious nights
Bloody prisoner rеd, his final rites
Forgiveness thеre’s no dice
Electric chair the prisoner ignites
Downtown out go the lights
In the distance a choir recites

[Chorus: The Syrin & Margaritavillain]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again
It’s Christmas in Dubai
Christmas in Mumbai
Christmas in Versailles
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas my friend
It’s Christmas in Ghana
Christmas in Tijuana
Christmas in Botswana
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas again (Here we go)

[Verse 2: Margaritavillain]
Listen up little adolescents (Santa?)
Don’t listen to your parents
To open your Christmas presents
You mustn't need your presence
Stuck in a boring mass
To kiss the priest’s horny ass
It’s simple to assess
You only need antidepressants
(Merry Christmas brats)
[Chorus: The Syrin & Margaritavillain]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again
It’s Christmas in Iran
Christmas in Japan
Christmas in Pakistan
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas my friend
It’s Christmas in Malaysia
Christmas in Aphasia
Christmas in Euthanasia
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas Margartiavillain (That’s me!)

[Verse 3: Margaritavillain]
Over my head something big just flew
Oh shoot that was no plane dear
God I think I just blew a reindeer’s head-off
I see a red-light no not headlights it’s a head-like Rudolph's! (Ahhh!)

[Chorus: The Syrin]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again
It’s Christmas in Crimea
Christmas in Tanzania
Christmas in North Korea
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas my friend
It’s Christmas in Bolivia
Christmas in Bulimia
Christmas in Leukemia
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas Christmas again
[Verse 4: Margaritavillain]
I hear that old Saint Nick is queere and holds a smacking grudge
Best be off straight quick before he’s here on me packing fudge
Suddenly he appears ahead of me attacking
To the ground I lunge or a head I’ll be lacking
But around my head black bagging me he does
Grabbing me by the sack sacking me up
Till I’m bound and can’t budge
He’s hacking off my limbs then packaging
And wrapping them all up
Stuffing all the extra gore into stockings with a cup
My cut up veins make everything seems red
Blood rains but I don’t yet want to be dead
I’d rather be-instead binging TV in the bed
This ok? So before Kris K goes to behead
I remind myself that I’m in an insane war
All of my men have been slain I swore
To them it would not be in vain I lost my poor
Friends and I’ll kill myself today before
This fat man and his reindeer
Put an end to me and get away I fear
No, Imma kill this mad man and his cervidae here
Oh, wait how will I fight
I lost my knife and my missiles too (toe)
So how am I to save my life yo?
My arms are gone and I’m in-pain
But my legs remain I can get off this floor
Oh did I mention I’ve been trained
In the mother fucking marine corps!
So on a whim I say, “Hi how are ya senior?”
I kick him in his little chestnuts
“Yo Santa, say sayonara to your
Snowballs” I kick him once more
He falls, I hope badly maimed
I jump up and my balance I reclaim
I run away avoiding potholes
Dodging lumps of hot coals
He’s throws at me like tomatoes
With malice I stay low and strain
Cuz my goal is survival
Like Alice down the rabbit hole
I will survive I said because the Clause
Is slow plump and so vain
But then on my head something hard goes bump
And down I go thump
So lame

[Chorus: The Syrin & Margaritavillain]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again
It’s Christmas on the Amtrak
Christmas in the Atlantic
Christmas on the Titanic
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas my friend
It’s Christmas in Nepal
Christmas with Nadal
Christmas for them all
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas again (Ho ho ho)

[Verse 5: Margaritavillain]
A Christmas tree
It fell on me

[Chorus: The Syrin]
It’s Christmas, it’s Christmas, it’s Christmas again
It’s Christmas in the CIA
Christmas at the TSA
Christmas in the FDA
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas my friend
It’s Christmas in America
Christmas is hysteria
Christmas in America
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, jiz Christmas again
Tiz Christmas, tiz Christmas, jiz Christmas
Rest in peace Margartiavillain

[Outro: Margaritavillain]
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!