I Love Hipsters by Marcel Biology Lyrics
Ain't going out like a sucker, no way
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
Verse 1: Marcel Biology
I wanna be a hipster for the rest of my life
Drink PBR, fuck Miller Lite
My prof is a commie, my parents are rich
If something gets cool then I make the switch
My main man Wong is wearing a thong
He’s just experimentin’ so it’s not wrong
No one can fuck with my silly convictions
And I read the bible like a work of fiction
So chill out at Strand, that’s the plan
I’ve dated two chicks that looked like a man
Time is being wasted trees are sacred
God is a woman and the government is racist
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
(Verse 2: Mike Psychology)
I’ma tell you what I learned from school and
I must’a wrote a short story or two uh
I don’t really like to wear my shoes
But I get all my clothes from the thrift store
Make em all cheap so I look poor
Put holes in my body when I get bored
And I have all my meals on the floor board
Hold the hookah, nothing wrong with the gays
And Im’a live in Brooklyn till the end of my days
Time is being wasted trees are sacred
God is a woman and the government is racist
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
(Verse 3: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
Now if everybody would please
Get as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
World peace! World peace!
World peace! World peace!
Darfur! Darfur!
Darfur! Darfur!
Lose the baby! Lose the baby!
Lose the baby! Lose the baby!
Head bands! Head bands!
Head bands! Head bands!
(Outro: Marcel Biology)
That band last night…
Aw man, I love being obscure
I love it!
That band last night…
Yeah, I love it
Do I have to get a job or can I volunteer for the rest of my life?
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
Verse 1: Marcel Biology
I wanna be a hipster for the rest of my life
Drink PBR, fuck Miller Lite
My prof is a commie, my parents are rich
If something gets cool then I make the switch
My main man Wong is wearing a thong
He’s just experimentin’ so it’s not wrong
No one can fuck with my silly convictions
And I read the bible like a work of fiction
So chill out at Strand, that’s the plan
I’ve dated two chicks that looked like a man
Time is being wasted trees are sacred
God is a woman and the government is racist
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
(Verse 2: Mike Psychology)
I’ma tell you what I learned from school and
I must’a wrote a short story or two uh
I don’t really like to wear my shoes
But I get all my clothes from the thrift store
Make em all cheap so I look poor
Put holes in my body when I get bored
And I have all my meals on the floor board
Hold the hookah, nothing wrong with the gays
And Im’a live in Brooklyn till the end of my days
Time is being wasted trees are sacred
God is a woman and the government is racist
(Chorus: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
That band last night was awfully obscure wish I heard of them
Took the guitarist back to my place and we had some lovin’
Drink my tea and smoke my pipe
I get high like every night
Got class at 3, get out at 4
Take off my shirt, protest the war
Man I love hipsters (Ay!)
And I love Nietzsche (Ay!)
And film theory (Ay!)
Man, I love hipsters
(Verse 3: Marcel Biology and Mike Psychology)
Now if everybody would please
Get as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
World peace! World peace!
World peace! World peace!
Darfur! Darfur!
Darfur! Darfur!
Lose the baby! Lose the baby!
Lose the baby! Lose the baby!
Head bands! Head bands!
Head bands! Head bands!
(Outro: Marcel Biology)
That band last night…
Aw man, I love being obscure
I love it!
That band last night…
Yeah, I love it
Do I have to get a job or can I volunteer for the rest of my life?