Youre a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Mannheim Steamroller Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

You nauseate me...
You're a crooked, jerky jockey, Mr. Grinch
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows:
"Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a mean man, Mr. Grinch
Mmmm, scary, too