Dissolute Institute feat. Dash-N by Madhouse For Equines Lyrics
[D. Range]
Madhouse to a rotten start
D. Range, 3 brains, and a spoon in my shopping cart
[Nicis]
Lead fresh meat to their end in the abattoir
Drop hot bars to the beat of a throbbing heart
[Disjointed]
I'm a raving addict, having major panics, from tablets
Laced with acid, baked a planet, made flatten
[MALevolence]
Ready to blow, anions and cations my main fashion
Smashing with full passion, the new Project Manehattan
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Well, welcome to my lab, you can call me Princess Twi
Don't care if you're a unicorn, earth pony or pegasi
[D. Range]
Choke up at a concert - Use a tight rope
Octavia playing the suicide notes
[Nicis]
Slowly sing ancient hymns of pegasi folk
The hail storms begin when the tune leaves my throat
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Just sit down in that chair, and we will have a little talk
The chair with the ropes and the metal chains that lock
[Disjointed]
Choosing instinct brings a smile to my grim cheeks
I'm a big freak, going wild, causing blitzkrieg
[MALevolence]
I grin as I bring your swinging limbs to the dinner sink
Citadel dimmer, sinner denison of thinner ink
[D. Range]
Ghostwrite on your walls I - scrape at night
And I make no sound like - raping mimes
I often experience a change of mind
Have a box that I keep old brains inside
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Oh, we've got an earth pony, well, how do they react
When I put on a strap-on, and hit 'em from the back
And we've got a pegasus, let's see how she sings
When I grab a rusty axe and then hack off her wings
[Nicis]
Lost your way to my witches hut, ask anyone
Kill all your waifus with a mounted Flash Sentry gun
The last banshee's son
That screams as he kills Celestia and witnesses the passing of a dying sun
[D. Range]
I'd send a friendship report if I gave a fuck
Range has no need to make friends, I make them up
Say "break a leg", later break your crutch
Cop your D. Range plushies at Dange'R'Us
[Nicis]
Every time I rap I gotta use restraint
The last time I went full force at Bronycon I produced a flame
Ask who's insane?
Grab a shiv, stab some kids for the satisfaction of inducing pain
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Now, just relax, ponies, this is just an experiment
If I ever get caught I'll tell them that's why I did it
And like I said, just relax, hey, I'm just trying to learn
Like how will Scootaloo react when I rip out her sternum
And when they call me egghead, I leave them bloody red
Then I dent their head, just to make sure they're dead
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is what I'm yearning
A few more foals for more hooves-on learning
[MALevolence]
I'll commit internicide, internally injuring these guys
'cause every murder is my infamy internalized
In turning time, I wrap a tourniquet coated in turpentine
Around your serpent's bite, servants of night movin' like serpentines
[Disjointed]
I wear my heart on my sleeve, gives me shoulder
Freeze, scared of me when I carry kerosene
Had a bowl of it, drank it like a feral
Beast with horns for teeth, tore you in three
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
Hi, they call me Pinkamena and I make cupcakes
Why don't you come downstairs, foal, and watch me bake?
Who's that laying on the table? Oh, that's just Gilda
She was being a meanie, so I subdued and killed her
[MALevolence]
Lazy eye fixed on a bear trap, snapped
On a mare, i stare at, snared in my spare hatch
Scared, unaware, I wouldn't dare share a fair catch
My glare will impair, nowhere you could tear past
[Disjointed]
Stepping up to the plate, just to lick it clean
Got eleven pairs of feet so I can dig up more than three
Begging for a treat but never reach what I'm expected
'Bout to flip the lid and bleach and shoot 'fore it can get me
[D. Range]
Got ninety-nine problems, violence will solve 'em
Midas mouth-buck, silence is golden
[Nicis]
Leave your flank open and your diamonds get stolen
Rip apart the unity, the alliance is broken
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
Oh, one thing I really hate is when my friends ignore me
They avoid me, and treat me like I'm just a bore, see
I go crazy, see colors, and my eyes get all wide
Like I took too much lysergic acjd diethylamide
[MALevolence]
I have my fun at the abusement park
Pistol whip with my guns, leave you bruised and scarred
[Disjointed]
My veins are fubar, so I borrowed two hearts
To force the blood through, of course I'm uncouth
[D. Range]
I make waves like a great whale
Homemade cupcakes - I'm replacing the pastries at bake sales
[Nicis]
Hold up, a load off my mind's break a weight scale
Fuck arsenic, leave a basilisk placed in hate mail!
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
And ponies in my way? Watch out for my hacksaw
I'll take you into the basement and skin you raw
And unhappy ponies, well, I'll kill them too
You'll die if my special talent doesn't work on you
[MALevolence]
I tie a noose with a sick twist of fate
Smirking as the air from your lungs dissipates
[Disjointed]
I'm a wicked mage, hit you with a fist, or train
Magic is the gift of pain, slash until your wrists are drained
[MALevolence]
Wouldn't be caught dead, necromancin'
'cause I'll still be alive, while these skeletons dancin'
No chance ill be jailed, post the bail-ifs cranium
In front of my cell, like an assailant alien
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
So I'm usually happy, but don't get on my bad side
Or I might just call you to bake, and that would be your last ride
So just be happy, and don't lie to Pinkie Pie
Even if you didn't Pinkie Promise, you'll still die
[D. Range]
Straight up crazed fuck, I live to break odds
Unable to think outside the wordplay box
Piles of limbs and organs on display cuz
Misunderstood what hearts and hooves day was
Madhouse to a rotten start
D. Range, 3 brains, and a spoon in my shopping cart
[Nicis]
Lead fresh meat to their end in the abattoir
Drop hot bars to the beat of a throbbing heart
[Disjointed]
I'm a raving addict, having major panics, from tablets
Laced with acid, baked a planet, made flatten
[MALevolence]
Ready to blow, anions and cations my main fashion
Smashing with full passion, the new Project Manehattan
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Well, welcome to my lab, you can call me Princess Twi
Don't care if you're a unicorn, earth pony or pegasi
[D. Range]
Choke up at a concert - Use a tight rope
Octavia playing the suicide notes
[Nicis]
Slowly sing ancient hymns of pegasi folk
The hail storms begin when the tune leaves my throat
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Just sit down in that chair, and we will have a little talk
The chair with the ropes and the metal chains that lock
[Disjointed]
Choosing instinct brings a smile to my grim cheeks
I'm a big freak, going wild, causing blitzkrieg
[MALevolence]
I grin as I bring your swinging limbs to the dinner sink
Citadel dimmer, sinner denison of thinner ink
[D. Range]
Ghostwrite on your walls I - scrape at night
And I make no sound like - raping mimes
I often experience a change of mind
Have a box that I keep old brains inside
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Oh, we've got an earth pony, well, how do they react
When I put on a strap-on, and hit 'em from the back
And we've got a pegasus, let's see how she sings
When I grab a rusty axe and then hack off her wings
[Nicis]
Lost your way to my witches hut, ask anyone
Kill all your waifus with a mounted Flash Sentry gun
The last banshee's son
That screams as he kills Celestia and witnesses the passing of a dying sun
[D. Range]
I'd send a friendship report if I gave a fuck
Range has no need to make friends, I make them up
Say "break a leg", later break your crutch
Cop your D. Range plushies at Dange'R'Us
[Nicis]
Every time I rap I gotta use restraint
The last time I went full force at Bronycon I produced a flame
Ask who's insane?
Grab a shiv, stab some kids for the satisfaction of inducing pain
[Dr. S. LAUGHter (Dash-N)]
Now, just relax, ponies, this is just an experiment
If I ever get caught I'll tell them that's why I did it
And like I said, just relax, hey, I'm just trying to learn
Like how will Scootaloo react when I rip out her sternum
And when they call me egghead, I leave them bloody red
Then I dent their head, just to make sure they're dead
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and this is what I'm yearning
A few more foals for more hooves-on learning
[MALevolence]
I'll commit internicide, internally injuring these guys
'cause every murder is my infamy internalized
In turning time, I wrap a tourniquet coated in turpentine
Around your serpent's bite, servants of night movin' like serpentines
[Disjointed]
I wear my heart on my sleeve, gives me shoulder
Freeze, scared of me when I carry kerosene
Had a bowl of it, drank it like a feral
Beast with horns for teeth, tore you in three
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
Hi, they call me Pinkamena and I make cupcakes
Why don't you come downstairs, foal, and watch me bake?
Who's that laying on the table? Oh, that's just Gilda
She was being a meanie, so I subdued and killed her
[MALevolence]
Lazy eye fixed on a bear trap, snapped
On a mare, i stare at, snared in my spare hatch
Scared, unaware, I wouldn't dare share a fair catch
My glare will impair, nowhere you could tear past
[Disjointed]
Stepping up to the plate, just to lick it clean
Got eleven pairs of feet so I can dig up more than three
Begging for a treat but never reach what I'm expected
'Bout to flip the lid and bleach and shoot 'fore it can get me
[D. Range]
Got ninety-nine problems, violence will solve 'em
Midas mouth-buck, silence is golden
[Nicis]
Leave your flank open and your diamonds get stolen
Rip apart the unity, the alliance is broken
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
Oh, one thing I really hate is when my friends ignore me
They avoid me, and treat me like I'm just a bore, see
I go crazy, see colors, and my eyes get all wide
Like I took too much lysergic acjd diethylamide
[MALevolence]
I have my fun at the abusement park
Pistol whip with my guns, leave you bruised and scarred
[Disjointed]
My veins are fubar, so I borrowed two hearts
To force the blood through, of course I'm uncouth
[D. Range]
I make waves like a great whale
Homemade cupcakes - I'm replacing the pastries at bake sales
[Nicis]
Hold up, a load off my mind's break a weight scale
Fuck arsenic, leave a basilisk placed in hate mail!
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
And ponies in my way? Watch out for my hacksaw
I'll take you into the basement and skin you raw
And unhappy ponies, well, I'll kill them too
You'll die if my special talent doesn't work on you
[MALevolence]
I tie a noose with a sick twist of fate
Smirking as the air from your lungs dissipates
[Disjointed]
I'm a wicked mage, hit you with a fist, or train
Magic is the gift of pain, slash until your wrists are drained
[MALevolence]
Wouldn't be caught dead, necromancin'
'cause I'll still be alive, while these skeletons dancin'
No chance ill be jailed, post the bail-ifs cranium
In front of my cell, like an assailant alien
[Dr. S. LAUGHter]
So I'm usually happy, but don't get on my bad side
Or I might just call you to bake, and that would be your last ride
So just be happy, and don't lie to Pinkie Pie
Even if you didn't Pinkie Promise, you'll still die
[D. Range]
Straight up crazed fuck, I live to break odds
Unable to think outside the wordplay box
Piles of limbs and organs on display cuz
Misunderstood what hearts and hooves day was