Ugly Women by Macc Lads Lyrics

Just take a look over there
Is that one fit with the long dark hair?
Well she's got to be a mucky tart
Her mate looks like a madman's horse
Can I have the fit one?
Oh, don't be boring
Me knob's gone deaf, it's one foot long, I've had it up since Monday
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
She had a face a pig wouldn't lick
Complextion like a bag of sick
And underneath her hanging gut
An alsation with it's windpipe cut
Real fish in her fishnets, all squashed in a paste
Two inch thick soles and between her legs a very smelly place
Thank God for ugly women, all the boilers bags and trolls
Just so they could get a shag they invented alcohol
(Repeat to end)