My First $ingle Da Introduktion Rap by MJD Rhymez Lyrics

Yo Yo, MJD Rhymez here
You are now about to witness the strength of academic knowledge

My name is Matthew Daley
I play the ukulele
I am a renowned chef
Your food is stalely

I am the sickest rapper of the land
Unlike drake, my lines are not extremely bland
To study, I go to marist college Canberra
You should really come to this school, bruh

Everything I do is a work of art
Ever since I was born, I've been streetsmart
Always look both ways before crossin’ roads
Don’t you ever illegally download
Seriously, it’s bad for the economy
Don’t watch porn, study radio astronomy

See that, I just spat out some important wisdom
That’s how you can safely navigate the system
There’s so many molesters out to getcha
Is James Begley one of ‘em? Yeah, ya betcha!
This is all part of life in the c-b-r
Thing that gets me going is my cookie jar
City often makes me bluer than Avatar
Got no money, got no time and a shitty car
My English teacher raps and he plays guitar
Living in canberra truly is bizarre

Oh did I mention? I’m really into film
Sadly there aren’t any words that rhyme with film
There is another word and that is movies
Tarantino tunes are so damn groovy
I have a cool diverse music taste
I exclude nickelback coz they’re a waste
Yeah, fuck nickelback! kroeger’s a fucking hack!
Artistic integrity, vocal range, lyrical ability, originality, charisma and musical skill is what they lack

Yeahhh!!

And that is all I'm gonna say about myself for now
Hope you learned something new and enjoyed the rap
Mjd rhymez out! See y’all later