Blunt Code by MC Plus+ Lyrics

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[Hook]
I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches
I'm coding in C and I branch with switches
Java programming and C++
I program high homie, pass the dutch

[Verse 1]
Man pass the dutch
And shut the fuck up
Art of Computer Programming
In Knuth We Trust
Pour some out for Dijkstra dog
Show your love
Cause Turing is looking out for us from up above

I'm like Gödel
Except reincarnated
I used to be an undergrad
Now I graduated
The haters, oh man how they hate it
But most in the lab, they just glad I made it
Yo yo

[Hook]
I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches
I'm coding in C and I branch with switches
Java programming and C++
I program high homie, pass the dutch

[Verse 2]
MC Plus+
I program high and drunk
Listen to Lil Jon cause I keep it crunk
Programming and thugging
I made them one in the same
Sipping Hennessey
Writing "static void main()"

Champagne when my code runs flawlessly
I strongly suggest you don't fuck with me
I wish professors would just let me be
But haters gonna try hating on a real CS-O.G

[Hook]
I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches
I'm coding in C and I branch with switches
Java programming and C++
I program high homie, pass the dutch
[Verse 3]
You can't code like me
Man stick to shell scripts
MC Plus+ write an OS in MIPS
Man fuck scripts
You should stick to HTML
Could you even write "Hello World!"?
It's hard to tell

Object oriented programming
Can't match my design
My code's fine like J. Lo
Yours looks like Frankenstein
My comments are like rhythm and rhyme
Got bitches fighting over me like
"Uh-uh, skank, he's so mine"

Uh uh

[Hook]
I got mad hoes and I got mad bitches
I'm coding in C and I branch with switches
Java programming and C++
I program high homie, pass the dutch