Make No Mistake by MC Paul Barman Lyrics
Refrain x2
Make no mistake, expose the fake foes
And those that take
Mad dough's at stake yo
[Verse 1]:
War is hell
Let's withdraw in our tortoiseshells
Retract our antennae
Pull in our feelers
Make comparisons realer
Than Garrison Keillor's
In Lake Woebegone
Not Obi-Wan Kenobi on
Cineplex Odeon's silver screen
Channel 13 spreads the good word like Woodward and Bernstein
Why belabor truth
We killed off the sabretooth
And next is our neighbor Ruth
Bader Ginsburg
I'm terrified scared
Yet with a rarified air
Mankind's suicidial
Those who decide all the bombings need bridles plus a muzzle
There that does double
Wuzzle scuzz bubbles and commence to snowballing
My friends, I'm so calling you out
Over here
Like a reconnaissance scout
"I hope that you die and your death'll come soon"
But ours will come first cause were only civilians
The bazillions, quintillions, fazillions, squintillions
Are earmarked not for us but for the fearmongers
Cause they'll be here longer then a mere singer-songwriter/ Harbinger/ wrong-righter
[Refrain]
Not one will know of the war, not one
Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly
Not one
Scarcely no, scarcely no
We were gone
Verse 2:
Bared witness, scared spitless, pusillanimous hitlist
Banker war, canker sore, hanker for more
I'm in feebler health, you can see for yourself
I'm small, green, live in trees, like a Keebler elf
Ooh la la, what a brouhaha
Bared witness, scared shitless, it's probably just business
For a banker war, canker sore
Even the anchor's sorta gullible too
What a hullabaloo
[Refrain]
Verse 3:
Break the stranglehold
Don't let them mangle whole
Villages. Detangle Cold
War info
We don't know what we're info
It's sinfo (sinful)
The news is home to censors who write Choose Your Own Adventures
Turn to page twenty for something stran-ge
Andre? no way
I'll never "obey"
I'm low like my co-pay
Kosovo's OK
There's no excuse
For heroics. Who's
Responsible for the predictable results of our actions
I only know fractions of facts and
The interested factions don't use flags, they use logos
We'll know the real rogues by wherever the dough goes
[Refrain] x2
Make no mistake, expose the fake foes
And those that take
Mad dough's at stake yo
[Verse 1]:
War is hell
Let's withdraw in our tortoiseshells
Retract our antennae
Pull in our feelers
Make comparisons realer
Than Garrison Keillor's
In Lake Woebegone
Not Obi-Wan Kenobi on
Cineplex Odeon's silver screen
Channel 13 spreads the good word like Woodward and Bernstein
Why belabor truth
We killed off the sabretooth
And next is our neighbor Ruth
Bader Ginsburg
I'm terrified scared
Yet with a rarified air
Mankind's suicidial
Those who decide all the bombings need bridles plus a muzzle
There that does double
Wuzzle scuzz bubbles and commence to snowballing
My friends, I'm so calling you out
Over here
Like a reconnaissance scout
"I hope that you die and your death'll come soon"
But ours will come first cause were only civilians
The bazillions, quintillions, fazillions, squintillions
Are earmarked not for us but for the fearmongers
Cause they'll be here longer then a mere singer-songwriter/ Harbinger/ wrong-righter
[Refrain]
Not one will know of the war, not one
Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly
Not one
Scarcely no, scarcely no
We were gone
Verse 2:
Bared witness, scared spitless, pusillanimous hitlist
Banker war, canker sore, hanker for more
I'm in feebler health, you can see for yourself
I'm small, green, live in trees, like a Keebler elf
Ooh la la, what a brouhaha
Bared witness, scared shitless, it's probably just business
For a banker war, canker sore
Even the anchor's sorta gullible too
What a hullabaloo
[Refrain]
Verse 3:
Break the stranglehold
Don't let them mangle whole
Villages. Detangle Cold
War info
We don't know what we're info
It's sinfo (sinful)
The news is home to censors who write Choose Your Own Adventures
Turn to page twenty for something stran-ge
Andre? no way
I'll never "obey"
I'm low like my co-pay
Kosovo's OK
There's no excuse
For heroics. Who's
Responsible for the predictable results of our actions
I only know fractions of facts and
The interested factions don't use flags, they use logos
We'll know the real rogues by wherever the dough goes
[Refrain] x2