Crazy As Fuck by MC Hawking Lyrics
[Trash Talk]
Yo, this one goes out to all you punk bitches who think the Hawkman is soft just because I'm wicked smart. Listen up, I got something to say
[Verse 1]
Straight out of Oxford a crazy motherfucker named Hawking
When I be rocking the mic you be gawking
At me cause I'm a bad mama-jamma
You wanna lock me up put my ass in the slamma
But fuck that shit cause no jail can hold me
You can't even catch me much less control me
So if you see me coming you better duck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck
[Verse 2]
2000 is the number another summer
Sound of the funky drummer
Stephen Hawking would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker from around the way
Kicking science like no one else can
My dick is twice as long as my attention span
So if you cross me bitch you're out of luck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck
[Breakdown]
Uh yeah! Make it funky now!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go Doomsday! It's your birthday!
Yo! Break it down!
[Trash Talk]
Aah ya, that's right. I'm fuckin' nutty. I'd just as soon bust a cap in your ass as look at you. I'm like Ed Begly Jr. at a motherfucking oil spill. The gate is down and the lights are flashing but there ain't no train coming. Yo, I ain't through yet. Kick that shit back in
[Verse 3]
Once again back in the motherfucking ring
The H to the A to the W-King
When I roll I roll it heavy and I roll it phat
Packing bitches in the Chevy and a clip in my gat
Yo, I told you twice already, I won't tell you again
The mighty Stephen Hawking is fuckin' insane
So if you see me coming bitch you better duck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck
Yo, this one goes out to all you punk bitches who think the Hawkman is soft just because I'm wicked smart. Listen up, I got something to say
[Verse 1]
Straight out of Oxford a crazy motherfucker named Hawking
When I be rocking the mic you be gawking
At me cause I'm a bad mama-jamma
You wanna lock me up put my ass in the slamma
But fuck that shit cause no jail can hold me
You can't even catch me much less control me
So if you see me coming you better duck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck
[Verse 2]
2000 is the number another summer
Sound of the funky drummer
Stephen Hawking would like to say
That I'm a crazy motherfucker from around the way
Kicking science like no one else can
My dick is twice as long as my attention span
So if you cross me bitch you're out of luck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck
[Breakdown]
Uh yeah! Make it funky now!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go Doomsday! It's your birthday!
Yo! Break it down!
[Trash Talk]
Aah ya, that's right. I'm fuckin' nutty. I'd just as soon bust a cap in your ass as look at you. I'm like Ed Begly Jr. at a motherfucking oil spill. The gate is down and the lights are flashing but there ain't no train coming. Yo, I ain't through yet. Kick that shit back in
[Verse 3]
Once again back in the motherfucking ring
The H to the A to the W-King
When I roll I roll it heavy and I roll it phat
Packing bitches in the Chevy and a clip in my gat
Yo, I told you twice already, I won't tell you again
The mighty Stephen Hawking is fuckin' insane
So if you see me coming bitch you better duck
Cause Stephen Hawking is crazy as fuck