The Corona Rap by MC Harold Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Chillin' at home with Sharona
Tryin' not to get corona
Can't work out my Lats
'Cause some idiot ate bats and cats

[Verse 2]
Gotta do online chats
Can't write our LSATS, Bro don't touch my hats!

[Verse 3]
No NHL, no NBA
Shaking hands is not okay!
Home all day, just gotta stay and lay
And listen to what the teacher has to say

[Verse 4]
Can't go to the gym to get buff
Get your hands off my stuff!
The virus continues to spread
People in Iran are dropping dead
It gets to their head and they ain't well-fed
[Outro]
National Post nothin' in the sports section
Sobeys ain't got Purell selection
Stay at home 'cause I need protection
Stay away from that COVID infection