Lads by MC Airbag Lyrics

Jimmy, he's in the EDL
Will steal your bird and your weed as well
Been sniffing ket since the age of seven
Not paid the BBC since twenty eleven

Greg has fiat and a proper big cock
Got caught spaffing in his nieces sock
Makes it hard to pick a sesh location
If its in a hundred meters of education

Big john blart
Robbed his ma
And he spent it on COD
And on PornHub
Hates the french
And he thinks he's hard
But a year 7
Once snapped his arm

Big Danny, hes only twenty
Doesn't care about birds, he's got plenty
Gets the BBM pins and makes it look easy
Spen nine grand on some off brand Yeezys
Tim, Danny's younger brother
Robbed a shop with shank he stole of his mother
Banned from CO-OPs country wide
So he stole their trolleys and went for a ride
Then he burned down their shop with a Lynx and a lighter
Bashed his nan he's a military trained fighter
Gets bare fanny even though he's only nine
Put ketamine in his grandads wine

Keith, leader of the fellers
Spent his wife's money on FIFA 'n didn't tell her
Robbing local Londis to make his money
Bashed a foreigner for looking at him funny
That's not the start of the things that he's done
Arrested for illegal importing of guns
Worships Sterling, worships Stalin
Daily intake is 12 cans of Carling