My Dog Has Fleas by Lorne Elliott Lyrics

My dog has fleas
My dog has fleas
So I took him to the vet
He said there’s nothing to do except

Spread flea eating spiders all up and down his back
That will stop the flea attack
That will get rid of the fleas
That’ll be twenty bucks please


My dog has spiders
They’re making webs in his hair
And they’re giving him quite a scare

And my dog was going crazy, he was going mad, so then
I took him to the vet again
He said to get rid of the spider culture
Get some spider eating vultures

My dog has vultures
He ain’t gettin much sleep
As soon as he closes his eyes they creep
Right up beside him gazing hungrily

He’s a nervous wreck
So I took him to the vet
He said this may sound preposterous
Get yourself a few rhinocerous

My dog has rhinos
They’re making a mess of our home
They won’t leave the house plants alone

And my dog died a heart attack when he first saw them, and I fear
They’re starting to scratch behind their ears
They seem to have caught a disease
My rhinos have fleas