Defamation By Defecation by Local Resident Failure Lyrics

Heading out for a bite to eat with my lady by my side
Light the candle, present the rose, I hope she'll be surprised
Entrees, mains, now it's time for dessert
She's got a sweet tooth for fresh cream
I hope this is enough for her

What has come out of the kitchen and what the fuck's that smell?
There's a pile of shit on top of the ice cream
Courtesy of the Coogee Bay Hotel