The Internet by Lint Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Internet
Love is on the high rise
Oh, is it the prime time
To find my wife
Through the internet
Wonder, should I swipe right?
Oh, she works a nine to five
At five guys

[Chorus 1]
Put that meat in between those buns
Let us catch up and have some fun
Relish this decade of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet

[Verse 2]
Pornhub
A website that we all love
Whether or not you fess up
I know you do
Click the search bar
Oh, I get to poppin' keys
Lesbians and sodomy
With my Dolly
[Chorus 2]
I may be a perverted freak
But, who isn’t to some degree?
In this day in age of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet

[Verse 3]
Wild cat
Prowling through the web page
Oh, I can not hesitate
She's my prey
We exchange names
Proceed to pick a time and place
Oh, she sends a kissy face
It's just my day

[Chorus 3]
Driving through the cityscape
I think I’m going on a date
Until a man in a ski mask
Puts a bullet in my brain
And it's all because of the internet
The internet
The internet
The internet