Bob Song 4 - Ultimate Diss Track by LilBigBob_THE_SEXIEST Lyrics

[Intro]
Are you ready for the ultimate diss, bitches?

[Verse]
Sit down, folks, let me tell ya a little story
About the time before all my sexy glory
I knew a group of people that was just so irritating
As soon as I met them, my life became devastating
First was Mario, a fatass bitch
His pasta fetish made me wanna put him in a ditch
Then, there's Luigi, now he’s just dead weight
Oh yeah, then again: He was easy to manipulate
Don't get me started on that annoying squid girl
The sound of her voice was like screeching metal
There was this blue-haired chick, but I forgot her name
When I think about it, she couldn't shut up about games
Toad and Bowser, what a waste of space!
SMG4: An unfunny disgrace!
Then there was this green turd, oh god why?
His love for anime made me wanna die!
[Chorus]
Ultimate Diss Track
Ultimate Diss Track
Your dignity in life, you’re never getting back!
Ultimate Diss Track
Ultimate Diss Track
You're never gonna recover from this ultimate attack!