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Willy Wackier Wednesday feat. Skinny Penis by Lil Dick Lyrics

Genre: rap | Year: 2018

[Intro: Lil Dick]
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday
Willy Wackier Wednesday

[Verse 1: Lil Dick]
Woke up fresh from a night of incest
I got my sister on my left, and I'm looking at her breast
Pull up my pants, 'cause I need to get dressed
Today, I'm gonna have so much sex
Call my friend, to tell him the plan
He swiftly replies with yeah I'm in
He pulls up in his car, and I quickly climb in
Today, I'm gonna rape whoever I can find and
I know that rape's a crime, but I really don't care
There's nothing in the law that says I can't pull hair
While I try to put my pee pee inside her underwear
While thousand upon thousands of strangers stop and stare
I got out on the street and said that's it
Today, you're gonna meet Mister Dick
A man stopped and shouted, "What's this about?"
"Why is your pee pee hangin' out?"
"So that's Mister Dick, you gotta fine one hun
But if you don't explain, I will call 911,"
My dick's hangin' out, and you wanna know why? (Yeah!)
Close your eyes and then I said
[Chorus: Lil Dick]
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said

[Verse 2: Lil Dick]
I just hit a man with my cock
And broke his jaw to the point he couldn't talk
Cop came up with his finger on the trigger
Put it to my head, and called me a stupid-
Little boy, who just won a trip to jail
"Tell tentacion hi, cause you won a trip to Hell"
Turn the gun on him quick
Then I fed the piggy piggy my stupid dick
Saw Lil Xan on the street
Told him he sucks, and I fed him my meat
There's Kevinbo202
I'm gonna slap my dick on you
Now he's gonna write a diss track
But Imma better rapper, and that's fact
Yeah, Imma better rapper surely
Your father's dying wish, was he pulled it out early
If you're gonna write a diss track, I really wouldn't care
You wrote Tim-O, so I mean, I ain't scared
But anyways, back to the rest
When I murder Kevinbo, this is what I says
[Chorus: Lil Dick]
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said

[Verse 3: Skinny Penis]
My name's Skinny Penis
I got a big thick ten inch dick
Penis penis all over the place
In a slut, in a butt, and in your face
Slapping my dick, across your head
Beat you with it until you're sped
I'm serious, and it's a problem
When I hit your girlfriend's head, I'll yell "Got 'em!"
No one is safe from me
Better watch out or you'll get HIV
Some one asked me, "Why do you do this?"
Then she threatened to sue us
I hit her in the head, and she said
Thanks a lot mister, now I'm sped
Wait a minute, there's Will Smith
I hit him in the lips, and fed him my dick
[Chorus: Lil Dick]
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said
You're a little faggot, so I hit you with my dick
Walk up to a kid then I hit him with my dick
Walk up to a sped, and I hit him with my dick
He's a down syndrome kid, cause I hit him with my dick, I said

[Outro: Lil Dick]
That's my song, hope you liked it
Haha, my name's Lil Dick, check out my YouTube channel
I don't have a YouTube channel, but, uh
Rankus Music puts my, uh, music on their YouTube channel, so
That's pretty cool. Uh, check out my SoundCloud, that's also on Rankus Music
Oh, and for anyone who doesn't know, uh, uh
Skinny Penis is actually 11 years old
Also please don't sue me Mr. Mathers, I love you
I gotta take a dump now, okay, bye!