Every Occasion by Lifeseeker Lyrics
[Verse 1: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
Lifeseeker, we're a real great band
We're on Myspace, we got a lot a fans
You can buy our CDs on CD Baby
Peep out the hoodies, pretty crazy!
You like the cool shit, not the bullshit?
Well here's a little tip, check out our music!
We'll break your iPod in half listening to us 23 times
You fiend for our rhymes, wanna commit crimes
Like a meth addict, you gotta have it
Every time we rock, you see the sunshine
We're the center of your universe, our message
You will disperse to 7 billion people on the planet we call Earth
Babies don't get born 'less you're play our jams
An' people that are frontin' got their dicks in their hands
Eons our legacy spans, we are the epitome
And when you play our album, you lose your virginity
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours on every occasion
[Verse 2: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
Well, I heard you got a crush and your heart is all mush
And your old school posse must've gave you the brush
See, you're lost in love so they started to doubt you
But it ain't about them, my friend, it's about you!
For once in your life, now, you gotta stand up
Don't give up, say what's up, let your feelings erupt
And when you on that first date and y'all eat some popcorn
Remember, Lifeseeker helped you keep it in top form
Your dogs' got diarrhea? This is your song!
Ordered a new t-shirt and it's taking too long?
Forget somebody's name, now you feel a bit lame?
Hey, I'm right here with you, man, it's part of the game
Experience it all, don't run from the real shit
Lifeseeker's right here if you need someone to feel with
You could cry on our shoulder all night long
Sobbing through Killer Moves, sorta singin' along
Then get your shit together, take a hit from the bong
Turn on to Imetagnome and learn to be calm
Hook up your 2600 on some TV Pong
With Gone Guru adding to the phenomenon
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours for every occasion
[Verse 3: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
A slurpee at the mall, give Lifeseeker a call
We'll turn it into something special to see
With Robotic Science bustin' out your boombox
Takin' it to a level they'll never believe
In the moonshine, in the sunshine
Playing Middle Earth, you'll have a fun time
Wherever your at, I got at least one rhyme
That'll suit the occasion just fine
Or in your garage trying to live large
On the old futon just watching the game
Play The Wave Rolls In, then play it again
We guarantee you'll never be the same
Yeah, pump up the boombox, do yourself a favor
Rap music's lost it's taste, we come in 31 flavors
Lifeseeker! Lifeseeker! Lifeseeker! Lifeseekerrrrah
Check out our music...
[Verse 4: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
Next time you're at the dentist, keep you headphones on
Play On Earth in the waiting room, try to be strong
And when they get to drillin', try humming'along
To Pretty Decent on repeat, all your pain'll be gone
Clippin' your toenails? We got that covered!
Putting cans in the cupboard, we'll make you love it!
While watching Top Gun an' pumpin U2
VS. song on top of that'll could make it all brand new new
Ooh, you shoulda known it, Lifeseeker's all up on it
Fillin' every second of your day like doughnuts
'Cause we got the soundtrack to back your world
To Tour De Force at your wedding, yeah, bridesmaid's twirled
When you get a good grade or win the lottery
And you're feeling like "Nobody's hot as me!"
Cool out, make a little pottery
While Let's Get Natural helps balance chakras properly
An' if you're feeling too cool, here's one you have to get
Play Parking Lot Party and laugh at it
Like, "These motherfuckers think they're a band?"
And here's the answer, yes we do, don't be cruel, goddamn
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours for every occasion
Lifeseeker, we're a real great band
We're on Myspace, we got a lot a fans
You can buy our CDs on CD Baby
Peep out the hoodies, pretty crazy!
You like the cool shit, not the bullshit?
Well here's a little tip, check out our music!
We'll break your iPod in half listening to us 23 times
You fiend for our rhymes, wanna commit crimes
Like a meth addict, you gotta have it
Every time we rock, you see the sunshine
We're the center of your universe, our message
You will disperse to 7 billion people on the planet we call Earth
Babies don't get born 'less you're play our jams
An' people that are frontin' got their dicks in their hands
Eons our legacy spans, we are the epitome
And when you play our album, you lose your virginity
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours on every occasion
[Verse 2: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
Well, I heard you got a crush and your heart is all mush
And your old school posse must've gave you the brush
See, you're lost in love so they started to doubt you
But it ain't about them, my friend, it's about you!
For once in your life, now, you gotta stand up
Don't give up, say what's up, let your feelings erupt
And when you on that first date and y'all eat some popcorn
Remember, Lifeseeker helped you keep it in top form
Your dogs' got diarrhea? This is your song!
Ordered a new t-shirt and it's taking too long?
Forget somebody's name, now you feel a bit lame?
Hey, I'm right here with you, man, it's part of the game
Experience it all, don't run from the real shit
Lifeseeker's right here if you need someone to feel with
You could cry on our shoulder all night long
Sobbing through Killer Moves, sorta singin' along
Then get your shit together, take a hit from the bong
Turn on to Imetagnome and learn to be calm
Hook up your 2600 on some TV Pong
With Gone Guru adding to the phenomenon
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours for every occasion
[Verse 3: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
A slurpee at the mall, give Lifeseeker a call
We'll turn it into something special to see
With Robotic Science bustin' out your boombox
Takin' it to a level they'll never believe
In the moonshine, in the sunshine
Playing Middle Earth, you'll have a fun time
Wherever your at, I got at least one rhyme
That'll suit the occasion just fine
Or in your garage trying to live large
On the old futon just watching the game
Play The Wave Rolls In, then play it again
We guarantee you'll never be the same
Yeah, pump up the boombox, do yourself a favor
Rap music's lost it's taste, we come in 31 flavors
Lifeseeker! Lifeseeker! Lifeseeker! Lifeseekerrrrah
Check out our music...
[Verse 4: Peruvian Flake, Doctor Prophecy, and The Dutchman]
Next time you're at the dentist, keep you headphones on
Play On Earth in the waiting room, try to be strong
And when they get to drillin', try humming'along
To Pretty Decent on repeat, all your pain'll be gone
Clippin' your toenails? We got that covered!
Putting cans in the cupboard, we'll make you love it!
While watching Top Gun an' pumpin U2
VS. song on top of that'll could make it all brand new new
Ooh, you shoulda known it, Lifeseeker's all up on it
Fillin' every second of your day like doughnuts
'Cause we got the soundtrack to back your world
To Tour De Force at your wedding, yeah, bridesmaid's twirled
When you get a good grade or win the lottery
And you're feeling like "Nobody's hot as me!"
Cool out, make a little pottery
While Let's Get Natural helps balance chakras properly
An' if you're feeling too cool, here's one you have to get
Play Parking Lot Party and laugh at it
Like, "These motherfuckers think they're a band?"
And here's the answer, yes we do, don't be cruel, goddamn
[Chorus]
So saddle up the ponies, let's start the invasion
We'll be satisfied with nothing less than world domination
The brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation
With tunes for you and yours for every occasion