Sir Track by Liam Lynch Lyrics

I named my pager
Isn't that cute?
You should too!

So what's your pagers name?
I'm waiting!

People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden ass
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it ok!

I got 3d vision
And cable TV

I'm not a star baby
I'm a trip
Can you dig me?

I like coffee
I feel tired
I got a dukes of hazard tattoo
And it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore

My friend doris says I should go to church more
So i told her go to hell...ok
Just go to hell

I'm simple but im complicated
It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies
We're rich now