Attention Shoppers Intro by Lew Salem Lyrics

[Announcement: Stanley Salem]

(Clears Throat)

Attention shoppers? Attention shoppers
Uh yes. Hi, welcome to the- please stop running kids

Welcome to the Price Went Up Store, where I must make a new announcement

Uh, prices have just went up. Yes- yes sir, so that five dollar box of cheese your holding? Y-y-yes that has just gone up. Yes

I-I'm sorry, I-I-I don't make the rules sir, I'm just here to announce- S-s-sir you don't need to yell. Please sir- I am the manager sir, if you would just let me explain-

Ah-woah-WOAH. You are WAY out of line mister! Hey- I will call the authorities- I will call the author- Hey what are you do- Hey get off of there- aah AUGH