Mtn Dew the BEST by Le^6 (Rap) Lyrics

[Le^6]
I LOVE MTN DEW!
So green and really good for you
That's an idea that's kind of taboo
It's addictive like another green
That makes some people meme (420!)

Drink that Mtn Dew bitch
Til you missin that itch
Drink that Mtn Dew bitch
You won't miscarriage

It comes in other colors too
Red orange white and my favorite color blue
Drink so much soda weights outta check
Stretching so far im lookin stressed

Drink that Mtn Dew bitch
Til you empty the fridge
Drink that Mtn Dew bitch
You will relieve that baggage
Five dolla big box
What drink would I like with that?
Man do you even gotta ask?
Don't even get me started on that Baja Blast
Already at taco bell so you know it comin out the back
Teal green runnin
It moves like lightnin, almost a lil frightenin

Drink that Mtn dew bitch
Til you you have a shortage
Drink that Mtn dew bitch
You won't run out of storage

After all that heat surely you must start to understand
Why Mtn Dew is the one and only master Plan
Dr Pepper isn't a even a real doctor
Better off just drinkin that piss called Monster
What I gotta explain this thought fer you dope

Coke and Pepsi always arguin bout who the best
I always choose Mtn Dew cause I'm fuckin obsessed
Mtn dew always at the end of my quest
It should be always your choice from the rest

Hopefully my rap has enlightened you to the power of Dew
Shoutouts to Whiteout and Pitch Black
We all fucking hate you but we're still glad you're family