Whippets Urnae Dugs by Latex Wednesday Lyrics

(He's a whippet, little whippet, little whippet dog
He's a whippet, little whippet, little whippet dog)

Don't you dare come up tae me and tell me that it is
I'm no havin' it no one bit, I think you're talkin' pish
A rat crossed wae a giraffe, the weirdest thing I've ever met
You should be slung in the nut-hoose for calling it a pet

I don't know many things
But at least I'm no on drugs
But there's one thing I know for sure
And that's that whippets urnae dugs