The Postman by Latex Wednesday Lyrics

My postman makes me wait in all day
Ain't it a shame
Sitting waiting on an arsehole
My life's dictated by a wee brown parcel

He wears shorts on a rainy day
Ain't he brave
Think's he's smart cause his legs are flashing
Maybe his maw never done the washing

I heard you've got a black & white cat
You think you're fuckin' Postman Pat

Maybe you should get a real job
Ya fuckin' knob
Come back when you don't need to wear a school bag tae work