Front Bum Shuffle by Latex Wednesday Lyrics

[Chorus]
Up, down, left, right, Front Bum Shuffle
Good god those knickers look tight
Wriggle, wriggle, pluck, pluck, Front Bum Shuffle
Looks real awkward when they ain't sitting right

[Interlude: Garry Knight]
Isn't it itchy baby? - Yeah, well, sometimes it is
Does it hurt? - Not all of the time
Can you pee straight? - Straight as you
How does it work? - Well you know, I just get down like a dog with worms and rub it on that rug big boy, that's why they call it the Front Bum Shuffle

[Verse 1]
It must be hard being a woman
How you cope, I'll never know
One thing has always intrigued me
A straight face with a camel toe

[Chorus]
Up, down, left, right, Front Bum Shuffle
Good god those knickers look tight
Wriggle, wriggle, pluck, pluck, Front Bum Shuffle
Looks rеal awkward when they ain't sitting right
[Verse 2]
Sometimеs it looks good, but it can't be healthy
I'd think about getting some cream (cream)
Maybe get the hoover, or a pair of pliers
You've got to dislodge that gusset seam

[Chorus]
Up, down, left, right, Front Bum Shuffle
Good god those knickers look tight
Wriggle, wriggle, pluck, pluck, Front Bum Shuffle
Looks real awkward when they ain't sitting right

[Bridge: Spoken]
Aw yeah big boy, shake it for me
Shake that thing, shake it loose

[Chorus]
Up, down, left, right, Front Bum Shuffle
Good god those knickers look tight
Wriggle, wriggle, pluck, pluck, Front Bum Shuffle
Looks real awkward when they ain't sitting right

[Outro: Spoken]
Aw yeah, shake-shake
Un-hoof me big boy, oh!