Gay Car by La Chonk Lyrics

I went to a car shop
After watching Herbie Fully Loaded with Lindsey Lohan
I was looking for a car that talks
Found a yellow Kamaro all covered with sand
I turned it on
The radio was blasting some Bruno Mars
The car said I want penis
Everybody come
Into the gay car

Wait
Wait

You can take it on a road trip
But the only place it’ll ever take you is San Fransico
The wheel has a good grip
It’s chatty with a Hydro Flask strapped VSCOs
You can fill it up with gas
Put your key in the ignition and it’ll go far
But all it wants is ass
Everybody come
Into the gay car
Big black wheels
Nice sleek body
Ice cream paintjob
Bump in the rear

It wouldn't have effected my purchace
But I wish I knew this talking car was gay before I bought it
Because I’m not homophobic
But I cannot drive my grandpa because he sure is
So cast aside your predjudice
And go on an adventure and stop at a few bars
We’ll talk about dicks
Everbody come
Into the gay car

Big black wheels
Nice sleek body
Ice cream paintjob
Bump in the rear