Bro Ho by Kyle Gass Band Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well she will change your tires
And she can build real nice fires
And then she fulfills my desires
After we watch a bit a MacGyver

[Chorus]
Cause She's my Bro Ho
She really looks good in a dress, yo
But don't tell her She won't think so
She works at a head shop out in Noho

[Verse 2]
She takes her coffee with no sugar or cream
She's good around the bedroom if you know what I mean
She lets one loose right after eating some beans
She can rip one through her trousers and then fix all the seems

[Chorus]
She's my Bro Ho
I try to tell her but she don't know
That she's a woman and I know so
She even dips me when we tango, oh no
[Verse 3]
She's watching gory movies without any regrets
She's tells my don't be frightened its just special effects
She's gaming on my xbox always leveling up
But theres a meal on the table and my laundry is done

[Chorus]
She's my Bro Ho
She designed my bands logo
Well She's involved but she's no Yoko
She taught me this guitar solo, here we go

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
And I know it seems crazy
She even likes the films of Martin Scorsese
Don't hesitate just give it a chance
You just might even find some sweet romance

[Chorus]
With your Bro Ho
Might even wear you favorite Polo
She'll even text a sexy photo
But her golf game is still so-so
She give me lessons on my dobro
She goes on nature hikes with Frodo
She's got a tattoo of Hans Solo
But don't be thinking' she's a dude Bro