The Social Media Apps Rap Battle by Kyle Exum Lyrics
[Verse 1: TikTok]
First off you a snitch, I ain't even 'bout to cap that
Old news, yeah I'm talking like a snapback
Think you're the biggest app in store? You ain't half that
Oh I bet you're really bouta snap
Like a KitKat, snitch snack
TikTok ain't with the chitchat B
Heard you're ducking me like a bitmoji
You're the greatest if we're talking past tenses
You're dropping just like WAP, that's Weakest App Present
Trend like M to the B, I'm like a Benz to you Jeeps
I'm the trend to your Tweets, I'm a 10 to you 3's
The weekend to the week, snap again like besties
Threaten users not to lose 'em, you belong to the streaks
Both got vids, but I just do 'em better
You're the YouTube Rewind of the social networks
But compared to IG, you're as "reel" as ever
Steal and changing features, talking Kylie Jenner
That's that
I start up careers, you start drama acts
Even told Screenshot, he's locked up, rat
All that chat but never catch you live, Snap
You've got bitmojis but I'm a bit more G
You don't need Corona, still they're social distancing
Turn you ghost just like your logo, simple
RIP, I'm talking Rest In Pixels
[Verse 2: Snapchat]
Hope you got facts that can back that
I'm Snapchat, it'd be rude if I don't snap back
TikTok's just a daycare with some soundtracks
Half your users still get naps and pack a fruit snack
Bet you think it's really been your year
I'll Thanos Snap make half your users disappear
I'll tell you a story, Once Upon a Time
Network of the hour's had his 59
Like Hickory Dickory Dock
You suck like a tic and you're really all talk
Should call you TikToxic, just make drama pop
TikTok you're just KidsBop with clickbait on top
All you're bugs, you're app the ghetto. Gra ta ta ta
No one wants you, Microsoft had to adopt ta ta ta
Yeah you're IT if we're talking the clown
Everybody knows your next big trend is down
[Verse 3: Instagram, Snapchat & YouTube]
Little apps, imma have to see ID's
All y'all wish that you could be IG
Won't show whole faces, they're embarrased bout it
I've got Cardi on me, you got DJ Khaled
Hickory Dickory Dock
Aye you stole my stories!
It's different, just watch
All of your stories put Gen Z to sleep
You're Snap but I'll make you a memory
Like TikTok's bouta be, of all your music trends
I'd have to say TikTok's my favorite banned (band)
All your For You page is full of babies
Think you're Father Time, YouTube Rewind maybe
And YouTube, watch a vid on How-To Leave
All you're good for's break ups and apologies
All your How-To workouts, and you still ain't my size
Gram, I'm buffer than you
Oh you buffer alright
[Verse 4: YouTube]
Oh is that right?
All these play buttons, start with me it's on sight
Gram, you're OG but original, you're frontin'
You and your egg relate: You both blew up for nothing
Stealing features, got your Dad's genetics
Even make up apps can't fix that imperfection
You're an Alpha capper, no frat business
Only drip you've got is from your catfishin'
No filter on it
Remember years ago when you were really poppin'?
Your stories weak, like lullibies, lectures
Use you when they're bored, you're just a side network
Like I'm food poisoned from a Travy Patty, I'm in Sicko Mode
You were destined to die out, check your logo bro
Thought you snapped, but crackle popped from pressure
A Pinocchio, you ain't a real network
TicTac, better sit back too
Every Tok Star wants to be on YouTube
You ain't Among Us, an imposter to me
Made more corny moves for views than Musical.ly
Keep it 1080p
You ain't what you claim like a Tweetie Ice Cream
Without the D'Amelios you'd be deceased
Musical.ly to banned, the real M to the B
[Break]
*Snapchat Thanos Snaps TikTok on accident*
TikTok: Kyle, I don't feel so good
*TikTok dies*
Kyle: SNAPCHAT!
Snapchat: Oops
[Outro: Kyle]
First off you a snitch, I ain't even 'bout to cap that
Old news, yeah I'm talking like a snapback
Think you're the biggest app in store? You ain't half that
Oh I bet you're really bouta snap
Like a KitKat, snitch snack
TikTok ain't with the chitchat B
Heard you're ducking me like a bitmoji
You're the greatest if we're talking past tenses
You're dropping just like WAP, that's Weakest App Present
Trend like M to the B, I'm like a Benz to you Jeeps
I'm the trend to your Tweets, I'm a 10 to you 3's
The weekend to the week, snap again like besties
Threaten users not to lose 'em, you belong to the streaks
Both got vids, but I just do 'em better
You're the YouTube Rewind of the social networks
But compared to IG, you're as "reel" as ever
Steal and changing features, talking Kylie Jenner
That's that
I start up careers, you start drama acts
Even told Screenshot, he's locked up, rat
All that chat but never catch you live, Snap
You've got bitmojis but I'm a bit more G
You don't need Corona, still they're social distancing
Turn you ghost just like your logo, simple
RIP, I'm talking Rest In Pixels
[Verse 2: Snapchat]
Hope you got facts that can back that
I'm Snapchat, it'd be rude if I don't snap back
TikTok's just a daycare with some soundtracks
Half your users still get naps and pack a fruit snack
Bet you think it's really been your year
I'll Thanos Snap make half your users disappear
I'll tell you a story, Once Upon a Time
Network of the hour's had his 59
Like Hickory Dickory Dock
You suck like a tic and you're really all talk
Should call you TikToxic, just make drama pop
TikTok you're just KidsBop with clickbait on top
All you're bugs, you're app the ghetto. Gra ta ta ta
No one wants you, Microsoft had to adopt ta ta ta
Yeah you're IT if we're talking the clown
Everybody knows your next big trend is down
[Verse 3: Instagram, Snapchat & YouTube]
Little apps, imma have to see ID's
All y'all wish that you could be IG
Won't show whole faces, they're embarrased bout it
I've got Cardi on me, you got DJ Khaled
Hickory Dickory Dock
Aye you stole my stories!
It's different, just watch
All of your stories put Gen Z to sleep
You're Snap but I'll make you a memory
Like TikTok's bouta be, of all your music trends
I'd have to say TikTok's my favorite banned (band)
All your For You page is full of babies
Think you're Father Time, YouTube Rewind maybe
And YouTube, watch a vid on How-To Leave
All you're good for's break ups and apologies
All your How-To workouts, and you still ain't my size
Gram, I'm buffer than you
Oh you buffer alright
[Verse 4: YouTube]
Oh is that right?
All these play buttons, start with me it's on sight
Gram, you're OG but original, you're frontin'
You and your egg relate: You both blew up for nothing
Stealing features, got your Dad's genetics
Even make up apps can't fix that imperfection
You're an Alpha capper, no frat business
Only drip you've got is from your catfishin'
No filter on it
Remember years ago when you were really poppin'?
Your stories weak, like lullibies, lectures
Use you when they're bored, you're just a side network
Like I'm food poisoned from a Travy Patty, I'm in Sicko Mode
You were destined to die out, check your logo bro
Thought you snapped, but crackle popped from pressure
A Pinocchio, you ain't a real network
TicTac, better sit back too
Every Tok Star wants to be on YouTube
You ain't Among Us, an imposter to me
Made more corny moves for views than Musical.ly
Keep it 1080p
You ain't what you claim like a Tweetie Ice Cream
Without the D'Amelios you'd be deceased
Musical.ly to banned, the real M to the B
[Break]
*Snapchat Thanos Snaps TikTok on accident*
TikTok: Kyle, I don't feel so good
*TikTok dies*
Kyle: SNAPCHAT!
Snapchat: Oops
[Outro: Kyle]