The Mom Rap 2 by Kyle Exum Lyrics
[Verse 1: Mom & Kyle]
Always being lazy, tell me what is that?
Hey, don't interrupt me, I don't wanna hear you talking back
Roll your eyes again and see what's about to happen then
Okay
Watch it, I'm not one of your little friends
Carried you nine months, least you could carry is the trash out
Watch it, brought you in this world, I'll take you right back out
Now clean this place up, I've got some errands I'ma run
Why can't Timmy do it? 'Cause I told you to get it done
Attitude? I'm not playing that
Asked you twice, you gon' pay for that
That device, I should take it back
Probably why you can't pass your class
Matter fact, go wash the dishes since you're class clown
Can't we use the dishwasher?
I'm looking at one right now
Can we get McDonalds?
Um, you got McDonalds money?
Mom, there's nothing here to eat
Boy, there's food in here, how're you hungry?
So ungrateful, some kids would love this food to eat
Then let's give it to them
Boy don't be getting smart with me
Hey, Mom (One sec, Sherell)
Boy, don't you see me on this phone?
Alright Mom, my bad
Always on that device, oh, here we go
Acting lazy, come be useful, pass me that remote
Why, Mom? It's right there
You gon' do it, because I told you so
This must be a classroom, because you love testing me
Yet you still can't get an A, barely gon' get that degree
I need someone to babysit
My son can do it easily!
I have stuff to do!
You're not busy unless I let you be!
Mom, you seen my phone?
It's right there on the desk
I looked, it's not there
You gon' get whooped if it's right where I said
Here it is
Mom I swear it wasn't there, I checked!
Just like you checked when you said this room was clean
Boy what's this mess?
What mess, Mom? I'm done
You mean that you done lost your mind?
That'd explain why you can't ace this Calculus you got assigned
Can you help?
Of course - I mean, you should already know!
Now clean up this house (Okay)
Why you moving so slow?
Yes?
Hey, watch yourself, don't use that tone with me
Wait, hold up, what tone?
And now you wanna come talk back I see
Switch up, or get that switch from me
Giving lip, but ain't listening
Left lights on? Light you like a tree
Do I look like Oprah? Nope, I'm your mom
Not Made of Money, that's M.O.M. for Mommy
I do everything for you, but you can't help for anybody
Look, I don't play games
Boy, better fix that face
You try me one more time and I'll knock you into another day
Okay I'll be two minutes, I've only got to get one thing
Alright, done
It's been two hours!
Don't be rushing me! All impatient 'cause of that phone
Better watch that mouth! Better watch that tone!
Matter of fact, now you clean our home
But you made the mess
Doesn't matter who
No, you know what, I'm done!
All these chores? Timmy can't do one?
And it's your mess! You can clean that up!
Time you picked on me! Could've picked that up!
Now I'ma go chill out! I've got a date to enjoy!
[Outro]
Dang, that was crazy! (What?)
Not even in your dreams, boy!
Always being lazy, tell me what is that?
Hey, don't interrupt me, I don't wanna hear you talking back
Roll your eyes again and see what's about to happen then
Okay
Watch it, I'm not one of your little friends
Carried you nine months, least you could carry is the trash out
Watch it, brought you in this world, I'll take you right back out
Now clean this place up, I've got some errands I'ma run
Why can't Timmy do it? 'Cause I told you to get it done
Attitude? I'm not playing that
Asked you twice, you gon' pay for that
That device, I should take it back
Probably why you can't pass your class
Matter fact, go wash the dishes since you're class clown
Can't we use the dishwasher?
I'm looking at one right now
Can we get McDonalds?
Um, you got McDonalds money?
Mom, there's nothing here to eat
Boy, there's food in here, how're you hungry?
So ungrateful, some kids would love this food to eat
Then let's give it to them
Boy don't be getting smart with me
Hey, Mom (One sec, Sherell)
Boy, don't you see me on this phone?
Alright Mom, my bad
Always on that device, oh, here we go
Acting lazy, come be useful, pass me that remote
Why, Mom? It's right there
You gon' do it, because I told you so
This must be a classroom, because you love testing me
Yet you still can't get an A, barely gon' get that degree
I need someone to babysit
My son can do it easily!
I have stuff to do!
You're not busy unless I let you be!
Mom, you seen my phone?
It's right there on the desk
I looked, it's not there
You gon' get whooped if it's right where I said
Here it is
Mom I swear it wasn't there, I checked!
Just like you checked when you said this room was clean
Boy what's this mess?
What mess, Mom? I'm done
You mean that you done lost your mind?
That'd explain why you can't ace this Calculus you got assigned
Can you help?
Of course - I mean, you should already know!
Now clean up this house (Okay)
Why you moving so slow?
Yes?
Hey, watch yourself, don't use that tone with me
Wait, hold up, what tone?
And now you wanna come talk back I see
Switch up, or get that switch from me
Giving lip, but ain't listening
Left lights on? Light you like a tree
Do I look like Oprah? Nope, I'm your mom
Not Made of Money, that's M.O.M. for Mommy
I do everything for you, but you can't help for anybody
Look, I don't play games
Boy, better fix that face
You try me one more time and I'll knock you into another day
Okay I'll be two minutes, I've only got to get one thing
Alright, done
It's been two hours!
Don't be rushing me! All impatient 'cause of that phone
Better watch that mouth! Better watch that tone!
Matter of fact, now you clean our home
But you made the mess
Doesn't matter who
No, you know what, I'm done!
All these chores? Timmy can't do one?
And it's your mess! You can clean that up!
Time you picked on me! Could've picked that up!
Now I'ma go chill out! I've got a date to enjoy!
[Outro]
Dang, that was crazy! (What?)
Not even in your dreams, boy!