The Crazy Girlfriend Rap by Kyle Exum Lyrics
[Verse 1: Girlfriend]
Let me go through your phone
Who you textin' all alone?
No, you can't leave right now
All your time, I'ma need that now
Oh, you wanna play those games?
Then go play with your tired old thang
I don't care what you got today
Since you got me here, you gon' have to stay
[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that (Nah, nah)
Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)
I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who's the girl in your contacts?
That's my friend
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
I'm done with this, you can leave
Wow, so you really gon' dip out on me? (Wow)
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that
Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)
I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who picked up when I called back?
My voicemail?
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
You know what, Kyle, just go
Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?
[Verse 2: Girlfriend and Kyle]
Wow, so you're leavin'? Where you need to be?
Only thing you need to leave for is me
How you gon' text me and say you gon' sleep
But I catch you up liking those pics on IG?
Oh you Instasleeping?
Like you were "sleep" out with some girl eating
We've been friends since 3, you guys met
Todd's your childhood friend
That's different
Look, who you talkin' to on the phone all day?
It's Sprint
Oh, that's a cute name
Why you laughin' when your happiness is sittin' right here?
It's a text
Oh, who texted us today?
[Verse 3: Kyle & Girlfriend]
Babe, you wanna eat?
Okay, you decide
How's Moe's?
Ha, that's a good try
Can you just pick, I'm just trying to go
Baby, what's wrong?
You should already know
Come on, we're late, are you ready to go?
Yeah, just a sec, I'm just changing my clothes
Just give me five
It's been hours already
Hey, I'm a dime, I can't look like a penny
Okay, done, come and see the new look
Better be something big how long that took
It looks nice
So you don't think it's cute?
Babe, I never said that!
You didn't have to!
[Verse 4: Girlfriend and Kyle]
Baby, what happened to you?
I just fell down the steps in my school
Claire drove me, but they said I have a tear
I might need surgery
Hold up, who's Claire?
Actin' like you couldn't call me instead
Matter of fact, you're good, come out of the bed
Baby, I have a checkup in a few
I'm the only girl that needs to check up on you
[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that
Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)
I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who's the girl in your contacts?
My grandma?!
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
I'm done with this, I'ma leave
Wow, so you really not gonna stop me? (Wow)
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad then don't say that
Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)
I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who picked up when I called back?
That's my mom
Mhm, you can block that
You know what, Kyle, just go
Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?
[Outro]
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Let me go through your phone
Who you textin' all alone?
No, you can't leave right now
All your time, I'ma need that now
Oh, you wanna play those games?
Then go play with your tired old thang
I don't care what you got today
Since you got me here, you gon' have to stay
[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that (Nah, nah)
Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)
I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who's the girl in your contacts?
That's my friend
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
I'm done with this, you can leave
Wow, so you really gon' dip out on me? (Wow)
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that
Excuse, you can save that (Nah, nah)
I should get my texts quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who picked up when I called back?
My voicemail?
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
You know what, Kyle, just go
Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?
[Verse 2: Girlfriend and Kyle]
Wow, so you're leavin'? Where you need to be?
Only thing you need to leave for is me
How you gon' text me and say you gon' sleep
But I catch you up liking those pics on IG?
Oh you Instasleeping?
Like you were "sleep" out with some girl eating
We've been friends since 3, you guys met
Todd's your childhood friend
That's different
Look, who you talkin' to on the phone all day?
It's Sprint
Oh, that's a cute name
Why you laughin' when your happiness is sittin' right here?
It's a text
Oh, who texted us today?
[Verse 3: Kyle & Girlfriend]
Babe, you wanna eat?
Okay, you decide
How's Moe's?
Ha, that's a good try
Can you just pick, I'm just trying to go
Baby, what's wrong?
You should already know
Come on, we're late, are you ready to go?
Yeah, just a sec, I'm just changing my clothes
Just give me five
It's been hours already
Hey, I'm a dime, I can't look like a penny
Okay, done, come and see the new look
Better be something big how long that took
It looks nice
So you don't think it's cute?
Babe, I never said that!
You didn't have to!
[Verse 4: Girlfriend and Kyle]
Baby, what happened to you?
I just fell down the steps in my school
Claire drove me, but they said I have a tear
I might need surgery
Hold up, who's Claire?
Actin' like you couldn't call me instead
Matter of fact, you're good, come out of the bed
Baby, I have a checkup in a few
I'm the only girl that needs to check up on you
[Chorus: Girlfriend & Kyle]
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad, then don't say that
Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)
I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who's the girl in your contacts?
My grandma?!
Mhm, you can block that (Block, block)
I'm done with this, I'ma leave
Wow, so you really not gonna stop me? (Wow)
I'm your girl, I don't play that
If you don't want me mad then don't say that
Excuse, you can say that (Nah, nah)
I should get my text quick, don't delay that (Nah, nah)
Who picked up when I called back?
That's my mom
Mhm, you can block that
You know what, Kyle, just go
Wow, so you really gon' leave me alone?
[Outro]
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