Points Off Mask Off Parody by Kyle Exum Lyrics

[Intro]
Imma grade it how it is
Exum

[Chorus]
Go indent, you need to indent (go indent)
Incorrect, dock 50 percent (take that 50)
This your test? I am not impressed
Cite the text, this paper's an F (boy you fail)
Points off, taking points off (take 'em off)
Points off, taking points off (take those points off)
This your best? This deserves an F (man you fail)
This a mess, next time slack off less

[Verse 1: Kyle & Student]
2 tests, both on the same day
Wait, what?
Aye, you better not complain
Y'all can pass, Michael's living proof
How'd y'all fail? This is real easy to do
This paper, looking overdue (overdue)
You didn't say the date though
Well you should've knew
21.9? Round to 22 (round it)
It didn't specify
It did on the review (read that review)
1 page, 30 mistakes
Show more work, lost a letter grade
Points off, you must not be listening
But I am though
Pop quiz I guess that we gon' see
[Chorus]
Go indent, you need to indent (go indent)
Incorrect, dock 50 percent (take that 50)
This your test? I am not impressed (man that test trash)
Cite the text, this paper's an F (man you fail)
Points off, taking points off (take em off)
Points off, taking points off (take those points off)
This your best? This deserves an F (that means you fail)
This a mess, next time slack off less

[Bridge]
Class is failing, y'all are playing games
Can anyone tell me why no one has an A?
Oh my lord, praise him be

[Verse 2: Kyle & Student]
No? Welp, This is great, best I've ever seen
This a B (what), no work's done perfectly
Why am I failing?
You weren't here on Wednesday (you was gone)
I was a minute late
That won't count as attendance (that won't count)
Why'd I fail?
You misspelled "Formaldehyde" (learn to spell)
But this answer is right
Then circle it next time (circle, circle)
Study harder, never take a break (what's a break)
Can I use the bathroom?
Nope you're gonna wait (better hold)
No leeway, give me your essay
Off the phone! I'm not playing games (don't play no games)
Points off, show your work for things (show that work)
This 8 that 8, but they are not the same
[Chorus]
Go indent, you need to indent (go indent)
Incorrect, dock 50 percent (man take that 50)
This your test? I am not impressed
Cite the text, this paper's an F (that means you fail)
Points off, taking points off (take em off)
Points off, taking points off (take those points off)
This your best? This deserves an F (that means you fail)
This a mess, next time slack off less

[Outro]
Points off, taking points off
Points off, taking points off
Points off, taking points off (take those points off)
More work, never not hard
Cold chills, prison cells
Oh my Lord, praise him be