Welcome to the Thunderdome by Kwogfaf Lyrics
[Klondue]
Yo, Kwogfaf. 2014+2
Where's he been?
What's he been doing this whole time, ya know we've been waiting
We've had questions, we need answers
What's Kwog been doing?
[Verse 1]
Rappin’ with kwogfaf
Man it’s such a spectacle to witness this magic fantastic standing up a pedestal
This spit is a locust swarm over crop dust other rappers shit
No remorse, I’m a maverick
Delivery man, rhymes like they’re blisters
Deep and rooting, tongue twisters
Wordplay waves up wonders otherworldly
Other rappers cowering, please don’t hurt me
You’re rusty, you only embarrass
I rampage and ruckus like Reptar in Paris
Reside in the Thunderdome, nothing can prepare us
Cling to the tape, something to cherish
Became the world’s greatest arsonist with every play
Roll your walnut brain down a stairway
Not afraid to admit I’m software savvy
You’re a DVD, I’m a Blu-ray
I’m in the Thunderdome, I’m looking glossy
I’m Bjork, and you’re a paparazzi
Once when I was six, I rodeo-d an ox
You’re in your room probably sucking… uh
Well you know what that’s okay
Cuz in the Thunderdome it’s okay to be gay
Either way you’re gonna get smacked
Directly or with the abstract
[Hook]
Welcome to the Thunderdome
Motherfucker
Welcome to the Thunderdome
Bitch
[Klondue]
Dang, well you know
I knew Kwog was coming back
He had to return some time
But I didn't know it'd be like this
I mean I'm digging it, but ya know, there's like a lot of vengeance here
[Verse 2]
Time to step up, hold my drink
Call me a genius, professor Frink
Teeter totter, on the brink
Tolkein rapper, missing link
At the Thunderdome, we handle jerks
I whip my swords out, Coach McGuirk
Slicin’ dicin’ go berserk, like Samarai Jack who’s comin’ back
Been to heaven, hell and back
Saw God, he was a whack mole
Trapped the devil's soul in a poster
Cleanse myself, deep moisture
Poppin' heads up like a toaster, boaster
Battle with me is just slaughter
Drown my enemies, engulf in water
Total immersion, fluent in water
I can outpace you that's for certain
If you were an oil you'd be extra virgin
I'm just being plankton
I'm asserting (Be assertive!)
You can all take a bistro of dicks till your ass is hurtin'
[Hook]
[Klondue]
Okay, so that's it, we get it
Kwog is in this Thunderdome thing, and it's like this place where he raps and other people can't match him there cuz it's this place where he raps
I think that's what this is about
This is what Kwog's trying to tell us is that he raps
And I think round 3 is coming up now
[Verse 3]
This is the Thunderdome, audience massive
When others rap, audience flaccid
I got more imagination than JK Rowling on acid
Mentioning acid, you'll coward don't even acid
Or get blasted, the way Kwog get blasted
Spastic
No that's not a bird, angel or a harpy
Just the helicopter lifting up your body
Verbal assassin bends you, origami
Stop me, anybody looking to play?
They hear this shit and say no way
But I'm here with this shit all day
What can I say?
Take cover when I'm leaning back to bellow
Make your brain Jell-O
I can turn oranges yellow
[Outro]
Yeah, Kwog is back
Kwogfaf K-W-O-G-F-A-F
In the Thunderdome
If you can match Kwogfaf in the Thunderdome, you can't
It's not an if, it's a no
Not an if then, it's just, you can't
Kwogfaf
Yo, Kwogfaf. 2014+2
Where's he been?
What's he been doing this whole time, ya know we've been waiting
We've had questions, we need answers
What's Kwog been doing?
[Verse 1]
Rappin’ with kwogfaf
Man it’s such a spectacle to witness this magic fantastic standing up a pedestal
This spit is a locust swarm over crop dust other rappers shit
No remorse, I’m a maverick
Delivery man, rhymes like they’re blisters
Deep and rooting, tongue twisters
Wordplay waves up wonders otherworldly
Other rappers cowering, please don’t hurt me
You’re rusty, you only embarrass
I rampage and ruckus like Reptar in Paris
Reside in the Thunderdome, nothing can prepare us
Cling to the tape, something to cherish
Became the world’s greatest arsonist with every play
Roll your walnut brain down a stairway
Not afraid to admit I’m software savvy
You’re a DVD, I’m a Blu-ray
I’m in the Thunderdome, I’m looking glossy
I’m Bjork, and you’re a paparazzi
Once when I was six, I rodeo-d an ox
You’re in your room probably sucking… uh
Well you know what that’s okay
Cuz in the Thunderdome it’s okay to be gay
Either way you’re gonna get smacked
Directly or with the abstract
[Hook]
Welcome to the Thunderdome
Motherfucker
Welcome to the Thunderdome
Bitch
[Klondue]
Dang, well you know
I knew Kwog was coming back
He had to return some time
But I didn't know it'd be like this
I mean I'm digging it, but ya know, there's like a lot of vengeance here
[Verse 2]
Time to step up, hold my drink
Call me a genius, professor Frink
Teeter totter, on the brink
Tolkein rapper, missing link
At the Thunderdome, we handle jerks
I whip my swords out, Coach McGuirk
Slicin’ dicin’ go berserk, like Samarai Jack who’s comin’ back
Been to heaven, hell and back
Saw God, he was a whack mole
Trapped the devil's soul in a poster
Cleanse myself, deep moisture
Poppin' heads up like a toaster, boaster
Battle with me is just slaughter
Drown my enemies, engulf in water
Total immersion, fluent in water
I can outpace you that's for certain
If you were an oil you'd be extra virgin
I'm just being plankton
I'm asserting (Be assertive!)
You can all take a bistro of dicks till your ass is hurtin'
[Hook]
[Klondue]
Okay, so that's it, we get it
Kwog is in this Thunderdome thing, and it's like this place where he raps and other people can't match him there cuz it's this place where he raps
I think that's what this is about
This is what Kwog's trying to tell us is that he raps
And I think round 3 is coming up now
[Verse 3]
This is the Thunderdome, audience massive
When others rap, audience flaccid
I got more imagination than JK Rowling on acid
Mentioning acid, you'll coward don't even acid
Or get blasted, the way Kwog get blasted
Spastic
No that's not a bird, angel or a harpy
Just the helicopter lifting up your body
Verbal assassin bends you, origami
Stop me, anybody looking to play?
They hear this shit and say no way
But I'm here with this shit all day
What can I say?
Take cover when I'm leaning back to bellow
Make your brain Jell-O
I can turn oranges yellow
[Outro]
Yeah, Kwog is back
Kwogfaf K-W-O-G-F-A-F
In the Thunderdome
If you can match Kwogfaf in the Thunderdome, you can't
It's not an if, it's a no
Not an if then, it's just, you can't
Kwogfaf