Xbox Disstrack by Kurby Lyrics
[Verse 1: Kurby]
Xbox, suck my x-cock
Down your little green throat, don't rest, box
There isn’t much good in you left, box
Except your little red ring of death, box
Exclusives? What are those
The only ones that we got are Halo!
You're lame bro, you suck ass
I'm not buying your 60 dollar pass
I’m a scholar, passed, you're dead, passed
It's clear that Sony's ahead, (Passed)
We've been here since the far past
Out of the three big boys, you're dead last
"Let's have a gaming console that plays movies"
Yeah that feature sure is enough to move me
Why don't you just quit, you’re actually trash
Tryna make me pay 500 cash
[Verse 2: Desmo]
Hey Xbox, what is poppin?
Are 5 year olds your problem, or is it where they’re dropping?
Xbox, dont take this personal
But your price tags are horrible!
60 bucks for Rocket League?
I pay 1/3rd of that on steam!
God of War came out and your company fell over
Spider-Man came out and now your company is over!
What's wrong? Not getting ported to the Switch?
Well maybe you should stop sucking Minecraft’s dick!
Xbox, you're hogging all the 5 year olds! (That's not fair!)
You're almost as shitty as my underwear
Xbox, suck my x-cock
Down your little green throat, don't rest, box
There isn’t much good in you left, box
Except your little red ring of death, box
Exclusives? What are those
The only ones that we got are Halo!
You're lame bro, you suck ass
I'm not buying your 60 dollar pass
I’m a scholar, passed, you're dead, passed
It's clear that Sony's ahead, (Passed)
We've been here since the far past
Out of the three big boys, you're dead last
"Let's have a gaming console that plays movies"
Yeah that feature sure is enough to move me
Why don't you just quit, you’re actually trash
Tryna make me pay 500 cash
[Verse 2: Desmo]
Hey Xbox, what is poppin?
Are 5 year olds your problem, or is it where they’re dropping?
Xbox, dont take this personal
But your price tags are horrible!
60 bucks for Rocket League?
I pay 1/3rd of that on steam!
God of War came out and your company fell over
Spider-Man came out and now your company is over!
What's wrong? Not getting ported to the Switch?
Well maybe you should stop sucking Minecraft’s dick!
Xbox, you're hogging all the 5 year olds! (That's not fair!)
You're almost as shitty as my underwear