RIP Turret by Kurby Lyrics

[Hook: Dickpinch]
My nigga Turret has just fucking died
In heaven he's making an apple pie
It smells just like my spiky cock
I really wish I was strong as Dwayne the Rock
My nigga Turret has just fucking died
In heaven he's making an apple pie
It smells just like my spiky cock
I really wish I was strong as Dwayne the Rock

[Verse: Kurby]
Lemme tell ya' 'bout Turret. He was a Furret
And we loved him very very much
He died very sadly, and he went along gladly
To heaven, where he eats a bunch
He was underfed before, now he's openin the door
To new foods, but he must be remembered
As a part of the team, as a knight to the queen
He was the true party member
Yeah he helped, he fought
He really did a lot
He did more than he thinks
He did more than he thought
He was so important and I'll miss him with my heart
Please get Wario in here so he can let out a shart
It'll cheer me up. Nevermind, not in the mood
Lookin' at some boobs and they're lookin' like tubes
Just like Turrets body shape, now I'm sad again
Sad like X before he died, life was better back then
[Hook: Dickpinch]
My nigga Turret has just fucking died
In heaven he's making an apple pie
It smells just like my spiky cock
I really wish I was strong as Dwayne the Rock
My nigga Turret has just fucking died
In heaven he's making an apple pie
It smells just like my spiky cock
I really wish I was strong as Dwayne the Rock

[Outro: Dickpinch]
IM SORRY NIGGAS, TURRET IS DEAD
HE WAS A FURRET, HE SURE IS BLEEDING RED
THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I LOVED HIM VERY MUCH
I WISH HE WAS HERE SO I COULD SQUEEZE HIS BUTT
OH SHIT. THE SONG IS ENDING NOW
ILL PASS THE MIC TO SOMEONE WHO HAS THE BLING BLAOW

[Eminem: Eminem]
HEY THERE NIGGAS, I RAPED LITTLE PEEP
REST IN PEACE TURRET, i fucked a green sheep