Bosnian Recipes by Kurby Lyrics
[Intro: Kurby]
A shit load of oohs and uhs
[Hook]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
It's ok, because I have come with a solution
We have some foods here, they won't cause any pollution
[Verse]
First up we have the crispy ass gas
You fart in a jar, take it out of your ass
Then you put it in the freezer until it is a solid
Smell it and love it. You can lick it if you wanted
Take that shit out, microwave for 5 seconds
Put it on the grill, make sure you have an erection
Cum on it, and sprinkle some garlic on it too
Voila! It's done! Now go take a poo!
[Hook]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
It's ok, because I have come with a solution
We have some foods here, they won't cause any pollution
[Verse]
And our other recipe is the Texas Fried Balls
You cut your own off, it'll hurt until you crawl!
Once you get them replaced, stuff them in the oven
Cook for 10 seconds, I'm already lovin'!
Dip them in pickle juice, sprinkle it with cat piss
Once that shit is on there, give it a fat kiss
Lookin' like Patbitch. It should be pink
It only taste good if you eat it with a drink!
[Outro]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
Unlike his food, ours won't be rotting
I hope you enjoyed the recipes, thank you for watching!
A shit load of oohs and uhs
[Hook]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
It's ok, because I have come with a solution
We have some foods here, they won't cause any pollution
[Verse]
First up we have the crispy ass gas
You fart in a jar, take it out of your ass
Then you put it in the freezer until it is a solid
Smell it and love it. You can lick it if you wanted
Take that shit out, microwave for 5 seconds
Put it on the grill, make sure you have an erection
Cum on it, and sprinkle some garlic on it too
Voila! It's done! Now go take a poo!
[Hook]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
It's ok, because I have come with a solution
We have some foods here, they won't cause any pollution
[Verse]
And our other recipe is the Texas Fried Balls
You cut your own off, it'll hurt until you crawl!
Once you get them replaced, stuff them in the oven
Cook for 10 seconds, I'm already lovin'!
Dip them in pickle juice, sprinkle it with cat piss
Once that shit is on there, give it a fat kiss
Lookin' like Patbitch. It should be pink
It only taste good if you eat it with a drink!
[Outro]
Frank is Black and he makes shit food
The shit that he makes taste super fucking rude
Unlike his food, ours won't be rotting
I hope you enjoyed the recipes, thank you for watching!