Bullshit Detector by Krystal Evette Lyrics
(Verse One)
Lemme tell you right now
I know you lied
I checked in
With your alibi
They didn't see you
And no one else did
Don't play games with me
I'm not a kid
Where were you then?
Were you with her?
Don't tell me last night
Was a blur
Gonna grab the knife
Gonna cut all ties
Can't hide from me
With that disguise
(Pre Chorus)
Oh, stop it now
Tell me the truth
Did she blow you
In that porn store booth
Or did you fuck her
In your car?
Against the jukebox
At our bar?
Don't wanna fight
I need honesty
If not then we just
Cannot be
Don't look at me
I see you gawk
I'm not gonna ride
That still wet cock
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
(Verse Two)
I dumped your ass
Right on the ground
Hope no one else
Will find you now
The world's better off
With you far gone
You can't use women
As your pawns
Us queens unite
And we won't stand down
So shut the fuck up
Or I'll tape your mouth
Leave you tied up
Under a tree
Way down a hill
So no one sees
(Pre Chorus)
Oh, stop it now
I'll bury you alive
I wouldn't sweat
No, I would thrive
You fucked over
So many girls
It's time for you to
Leave the world
Take you to the desert
Like Breaking Bad
Watch me dig the hole
No turning back
I have you tied up
In the trunk of my car
Once you're dealt with
I'll have a drink at our bar
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
(Bridge)
I pop the trunk
And you're so scared
Crying like a child
No, I don't care
I drive the car closer
Grab you by your tie
This could have been avoided
If you didn't lie
But you did
And here we are
Hasn't this day
Been so bizarre
Got you on your knees
Looking down at your fate
I don't know how
Much more I can take
Look at your grave
It's twelve feet deep
You'll be gone soon
You were a creep
Your memory
Is not that fond
This is the last time
I'll be conned
Hit you with a shovel
And down you go
I want you to feel it
Want you to die slow
I put the dirt back
Your fate is sealed
I drive away
I have a heart of steel
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
Lemme tell you right now
I know you lied
I checked in
With your alibi
They didn't see you
And no one else did
Don't play games with me
I'm not a kid
Where were you then?
Were you with her?
Don't tell me last night
Was a blur
Gonna grab the knife
Gonna cut all ties
Can't hide from me
With that disguise
(Pre Chorus)
Oh, stop it now
Tell me the truth
Did she blow you
In that porn store booth
Or did you fuck her
In your car?
Against the jukebox
At our bar?
Don't wanna fight
I need honesty
If not then we just
Cannot be
Don't look at me
I see you gawk
I'm not gonna ride
That still wet cock
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
(Verse Two)
I dumped your ass
Right on the ground
Hope no one else
Will find you now
The world's better off
With you far gone
You can't use women
As your pawns
Us queens unite
And we won't stand down
So shut the fuck up
Or I'll tape your mouth
Leave you tied up
Under a tree
Way down a hill
So no one sees
(Pre Chorus)
Oh, stop it now
I'll bury you alive
I wouldn't sweat
No, I would thrive
You fucked over
So many girls
It's time for you to
Leave the world
Take you to the desert
Like Breaking Bad
Watch me dig the hole
No turning back
I have you tied up
In the trunk of my car
Once you're dealt with
I'll have a drink at our bar
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
(Bridge)
I pop the trunk
And you're so scared
Crying like a child
No, I don't care
I drive the car closer
Grab you by your tie
This could have been avoided
If you didn't lie
But you did
And here we are
Hasn't this day
Been so bizarre
Got you on your knees
Looking down at your fate
I don't know how
Much more I can take
Look at your grave
It's twelve feet deep
You'll be gone soon
You were a creep
Your memory
Is not that fond
This is the last time
I'll be conned
Hit you with a shovel
And down you go
I want you to feel it
Want you to die slow
I put the dirt back
Your fate is sealed
I drive away
I have a heart of steel
(Chorus)
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college
Red flags up
I'm my own protector
You set off
My bullshit detector
I'm throwing out all
Our old love letters
Without you
I could be so much better
Red flags up
My guard's rock solid
Tried to sell me a lie
But I wouldn't have bought it
You're testing me
With my wise knowledge
Hmm, try again
Go back to college