The Slut Song by KristinasUkelele Lyrics
[Intro]
It's obvious
At least to me
But there are double standards in society
You're a man and I'm a woman
We're mostly equal but
Well, you are called a ladies' man
I am called a slut
[Verse 1]
But at what point does a slut begin?
It's not after the first guy
Virgin love is sweet and pure
I'm confident that I'm immaculate
Fucking one guy won't make me a slut
[Verse 2]
Well a second guy is inevitable 'cause the first one's never great
Still, the sex is bad to the point where I may as well just masturbate
So number two is now in the past and so are three and four
Relationships that just don't last, 'cause all I wanna do is just explore
Fucking five guys won't make me a whore
[Verse 3]
Then in my college years, I really got into the game
I wore short skirts and high-heel boots and perfected the Walk of Shame
A jock, a freak, the whole Mathlete flushed out my education
Doggy Style, Reverse Cowgirl, yeehaw
What liberation down below
Fucking 17 guys won't make me a hoe
[Verse 4]
So then I went travelling, I felt adventurous
Found myself an Irish guy and got promiscuous
Through Belgium, Spain and Italy collecting passport stamps
Thailand and Australia, and quite a few Brazilians, soccer champs
Fucking 33 guys won't make me a tramp
[Bridge]
Now some might call me hussy
Or Harlot Scarlet Binks
Loose or floozy-flirty-dirty
Easy Pink
Nympho Charla, mademoiselle
Sleazy-strumpet Jezebel
Wanton Horra, Hoochie-like
Fornicatrous village bike
Doxy, chivvy, cheap degenerate
A skanky wench, or G-strap hoe bag slut
[Verse 5]
But at what point does a slut begin?
It's not after 51
I've been shagged and balled and booty-called, and I'm still having fun
You see, sluttishness only sets in when you start to have regrets
103 and all good guys, so I'm not slutty yet
Hey, you at your computer screen?
Yeah, you're kinda hot
Let's go to a bathroom stall where we could try a lot of dirty smut
'Cause 104 guys won't make me a slut
It's obvious
At least to me
But there are double standards in society
You're a man and I'm a woman
We're mostly equal but
Well, you are called a ladies' man
I am called a slut
[Verse 1]
But at what point does a slut begin?
It's not after the first guy
Virgin love is sweet and pure
I'm confident that I'm immaculate
Fucking one guy won't make me a slut
[Verse 2]
Well a second guy is inevitable 'cause the first one's never great
Still, the sex is bad to the point where I may as well just masturbate
So number two is now in the past and so are three and four
Relationships that just don't last, 'cause all I wanna do is just explore
Fucking five guys won't make me a whore
[Verse 3]
Then in my college years, I really got into the game
I wore short skirts and high-heel boots and perfected the Walk of Shame
A jock, a freak, the whole Mathlete flushed out my education
Doggy Style, Reverse Cowgirl, yeehaw
What liberation down below
Fucking 17 guys won't make me a hoe
[Verse 4]
So then I went travelling, I felt adventurous
Found myself an Irish guy and got promiscuous
Through Belgium, Spain and Italy collecting passport stamps
Thailand and Australia, and quite a few Brazilians, soccer champs
Fucking 33 guys won't make me a tramp
[Bridge]
Now some might call me hussy
Or Harlot Scarlet Binks
Loose or floozy-flirty-dirty
Easy Pink
Nympho Charla, mademoiselle
Sleazy-strumpet Jezebel
Wanton Horra, Hoochie-like
Fornicatrous village bike
Doxy, chivvy, cheap degenerate
A skanky wench, or G-strap hoe bag slut
[Verse 5]
But at what point does a slut begin?
It's not after 51
I've been shagged and balled and booty-called, and I'm still having fun
You see, sluttishness only sets in when you start to have regrets
103 and all good guys, so I'm not slutty yet
Hey, you at your computer screen?
Yeah, you're kinda hot
Let's go to a bathroom stall where we could try a lot of dirty smut
'Cause 104 guys won't make me a slut