Red Hat Head by Kris Kreezus Lyrics
[Verse 1]
For my theme song
My red n fur jeans on
My tinsel so green on
Children are gettin’ their dreams on
I’ve got the wisdom
My naughty list so long
They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong
Middle America’s presents
Are most of my big bag’s content
Flying my sleigh it’s an event
Fly this bitch on Christmas Evenin’
Passing out coal to the catholics
Filling up stockings of Baptists
Claiming I'm over-regifting
To the bad kids on my bad list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I’ll keep your name on my naughty list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Verse 2]
Reindeer are some cool shit
Four legs and some hooves shit
Fuck all that mule shit
Just celebrating some yule shit
I’m aware I’m kringle
Wrapping your presents
I’m aware I’m a Klaus
From the north pole, bitch
Got lots of coal, bitch
Reindeer are some cool shit
Flying like a balloon shit
Flying like a balloon shit
Come on rudolph eatchya corn
Sooner or later you’re air born
These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I’ll keep your name on my naughty list
[Outro]
Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus!
For my theme song
My red n fur jeans on
My tinsel so green on
Children are gettin’ their dreams on
I’ve got the wisdom
My naughty list so long
They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong
Middle America’s presents
Are most of my big bag’s content
Flying my sleigh it’s an event
Fly this bitch on Christmas Evenin’
Passing out coal to the catholics
Filling up stockings of Baptists
Claiming I'm over-regifting
To the bad kids on my bad list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I’ll keep your name on my naughty list
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Verse 2]
Reindeer are some cool shit
Four legs and some hooves shit
Fuck all that mule shit
Just celebrating some yule shit
I’m aware I’m kringle
Wrapping your presents
I’m aware I’m a Klaus
From the north pole, bitch
Got lots of coal, bitch
Reindeer are some cool shit
Flying like a balloon shit
Flying like a balloon shit
Come on rudolph eatchya corn
Sooner or later you’re air born
These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents
[Hook]
Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift
In my red vest, I’m so swift
24 hours, a long shift
24 BluRay: 's a hot gift
Rudolph we living in the moment
Your nose glowing, red I know it
I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’
Ho ho hoin'!
Ho ho hoin'!
[Bridge]
So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)
Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now)
Build a gingerbread house (now)
Stay quiet as a mouse (down)
If all you want is some coal in your fist
I’ll keep your name on my naughty list
[Outro]
Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus!