Black Hanson A XXXMas Klassik by Kris Krangle Lyrics

[Sample: Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeahs)]
Maaaaaaps, they don't love you like I love you

[Intro: Kris Krangle]
Yo, some days, you wake up in the morning and go to work
And some days, you spend the whole day sitting next to a pool drinking cocktails
And some days, you sample Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
And record raps over it because it's Christmas
Today is one of those days... So let's go!!

[Verse 1: Kris Krangle]
Yo, motherfuckers this is trap music
Mixed with a little map music
For Black Hanson yeah we back in this bitch
Welcome to Jonestown, I’m never home alone
I got 99 Problems, it's a bar I own
Blake's the chairman of the Baud
With slick Pendleton glamour
Not bad for a fucking former financial panther
He's got cartography skills
Yeah this dude is quite clever
And he's been to more live shows than anybody ever
Neil from The Inbetweeners
Raddy Radness when he’s mixing
He can make you pulled pork that comes with all the feexins
[Sample: Stevie Little, Eastbound And Down]
You’re a big boy, from now on you got to clean up your own feexins

[Hook: Kris Krangle]
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
(Yo I can’t believe I’m doing this shit for you dude)
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
(I stayed up till 4am working on this shit)

[Verse 2: Kris Krangle]
So I’m running late for breakfast with Ben, Catty and Trixx-y
Cos last night me and Jazz drunk up a bunch of whiskey
Ain’t feeling great today so this line ain’t kosher
But I guess that you could say I’m just a little Hung-over
Ran into Kyles and JB, asked those cats where they’re heading
Said they’re off down to the coast for Jimmy Yenken’s wedding
I said who’s the lucky lady? Is it that girl Michelle?
I met her at his birthday party, she was fly as hell
Im on the hunt for T&A, I’m talking Tait and Anni
They’re at the club with Sugarlips, I’m talking Simpson, Danny
I live the Bernard Black lifestyle with the beard like Manny
So all the ladies in the front seats shake your fannys
And sing
[Hook: Kris Krangle]
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
(Yo I can’t believe I’m doing this shit for you dude)
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
Maps, they don’t love you like he love you
(I stayed up till 4am working on this shit)

[Bridge]
So if your name is Reid, and you just learned how to Reid
Put your motherfucking hands in the air
And if your name is Jeff Harra and you made a big paella
Put your motherfucking hands in the air
And if your name is Laurel (Hey Mrs Harrison, how you doing?)
Put your motherfucking hands in the air
And ‘cos Blake’s the best guy put your hands up high
And wave them side to side until the roof’s on fire

[Outro]
Yeah, it’s your boy Jonestown AKA Kris Krangle up in this bitch
Representing for the one and only Black Hanson
You know how it is, and you know how we do
He’s making that cartography money
Making it rain on them maps like Rick Ross, Rick Ross
(Merry Christmas motherfucker
I love you Blake and you know that)