No Maam by Kris Herman Lyrics
No ma’am I won’t steal a kiss
And no ma’am I won’t make her cry
And yes ma’am I will have her home by ten
And yes sir I do well in school
And yes sir both my parents work
And no sir I have never fooled around
With funny cigarettes
Please sit down I’ll take your coat
Have some wine I’ll clear my throat
And whisper chocolate covered compliments
Into your ear
And as your eyelids gently close
I’ll place a kiss upon your cheek
And you will know for sure
That I’m the perfect gentleman
I’ll bake and cook and clean
Be the man of your dreams
Do whatever you want Christine
But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos
Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes
They want fitnessfreaks
Who think and speak about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I’m not like that at all
Can I walk you to your door
Well I insist, yes I ́m sure
No it’s not that far from where I live
Ba ba babababa baby
Can I have your number please
Have a guess, is that a tease?
Well I could try
But it might be a while before I call
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a fool
Till I finaly reached her mom
But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos
Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes
They want fitnessfreaks
Who think and speak about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I’m not like that at all
Every trick in the book
Got to learn
Every trick in the book
Got to learn
Every trick in the book
To get a girl hooked
And no ma’am I won’t make her cry
And yes ma’am I will have her home by ten
And yes sir I do well in school
And yes sir both my parents work
And no sir I have never fooled around
With funny cigarettes
Please sit down I’ll take your coat
Have some wine I’ll clear my throat
And whisper chocolate covered compliments
Into your ear
And as your eyelids gently close
I’ll place a kiss upon your cheek
And you will know for sure
That I’m the perfect gentleman
I’ll bake and cook and clean
Be the man of your dreams
Do whatever you want Christine
But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos
Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes
They want fitnessfreaks
Who think and speak about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I’m not like that at all
Can I walk you to your door
Well I insist, yes I ́m sure
No it’s not that far from where I live
Ba ba babababa baby
Can I have your number please
Have a guess, is that a tease?
Well I could try
But it might be a while before I call
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a fool
Till I finaly reached her mom
But somehow girls want guys with big tatoos
Guys with baseball caps and warn out shoes
They want fitnessfreaks
Who think and speak about themselves
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Unfortunately I’m not like that at all
Every trick in the book
Got to learn
Every trick in the book
Got to learn
Every trick in the book
To get a girl hooked