Poke Diss Track by Kreekcraft ft. Redninja and Daxter Playz Lyrics
[Intro]
Ok, so we're supposed to come up with a diss track on Poke right?
I mean you're right, we gotta do something
But I don't know what
Let's do so many cool tracks, how can you pick just one?
[Verse]
Well, what if we talked about the sloth that doesn't move
Or the fact that he's got a lot to prove
To be honest that's the reason that we're all here
We gotta think of something big
Make them all cheer
Is it just me or does he have too many green screens?
Now there's a guy you can't deny that has the same dream
What kind of dude has a thing against Pop Tarts?
The whole thing's frosting
And that's the best part
So what do you guys think we should do?
Pull out all the stops or just settle for two?
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey guys
I think I got a pretty sweet idea
Oh really Timmeh?
That's awesome, go ahead see what you got
[Chorus]
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
This track is gonna hit 40 milly
Slothy is slow, just like your rhymes
But I bet that he can do a better job than Poke next time
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
Stand up, [?]
By the time this track is done
Everybody is gonna know we've already won
[Intermission]
Whoa, Timmeh
That was pretty good!
It just gave me an idea
I mean, what if we tried something with a little more guitar
And some drums you know?
Like what do you guys think about that
I mean it couldn't hurt right?
[Verse]
Oh there you go
There you go (yeah yeah)
One, Two, Three, Four
[?] mess with the wrong guy
Nobody wants Slothy
Now look at me in the eye
Yeahhhhhhhhhh
[Instrumental]
[Intermission
What?
What's the matter?
Did I go a little too far?
No, it's just some people don't like rock
What about something a little bit more like this?
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Oh welcome to the show
Everybody here really wants to know
Are you a Bloxburg pro?
Or just a Brookhaven Joe?
By the way that's a nice half road
You and Slothy could both be blown
Whim in the house made of legos
That's how the real story of Poke goes
What's with that one shot take?
You did it twice, now take a break
Maybe you should go with PrestonPlayz
Because I don't think you're gonna win this race
[Intermission]
*record scratch*
Okay don't get me wrong
That was pretty good
I'm just saying, maybe we should go something with a little more
Tradition diss track you know?
Something a little more like this
Show 'em Kreek
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
What's up my name is KreekCraft
Have you heard of me?
I've been livestreaming since the start of eternity
Trying to get some dirt on me?
You wanna put the hurt on me?
Pokediger isn't even in the same category
Step into my laboratory
Let me tell you all a story
Once upon a time, I heard that Poke's rhymes are rap boring
Run Forrest Run
Run Forrest Run
Really Poke, you think I've never heard of that one?
[Pre-Chorus]
*record scratch*
Wait a minute
I don't see Timmeh
Has anybody seen Timmeh?
Anyone?
[Verse]
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
This track is gonna hit 40 milly
Slothy is slow, just like your rhymes
But I bet that he can do a better job than Poke next time
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
Stand up, [?]
By the time this track is done
Everybody is gonna know that we've already won
[Outro]
Wow, that got a little out of control didn't it?
Yeah, it's always a little intense
Timmeh did you jump out of an exploding helicopter?
Yeah, wasn't that a lease dude?
What did we go overboard?
So, you think I'm slow?
Well, sloths are inherently slow so...
And you guys really think I have too many green screens?
Listen, you can never have too many green screens dude
You think they charge for refills?
Actually about the way you light your green screen...
Let's talk about that
Ok, so we're supposed to come up with a diss track on Poke right?
I mean you're right, we gotta do something
But I don't know what
Let's do so many cool tracks, how can you pick just one?
[Verse]
Well, what if we talked about the sloth that doesn't move
Or the fact that he's got a lot to prove
To be honest that's the reason that we're all here
We gotta think of something big
Make them all cheer
Is it just me or does he have too many green screens?
Now there's a guy you can't deny that has the same dream
What kind of dude has a thing against Pop Tarts?
The whole thing's frosting
And that's the best part
So what do you guys think we should do?
Pull out all the stops or just settle for two?
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey guys
I think I got a pretty sweet idea
Oh really Timmeh?
That's awesome, go ahead see what you got
[Chorus]
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
This track is gonna hit 40 milly
Slothy is slow, just like your rhymes
But I bet that he can do a better job than Poke next time
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
Stand up, [?]
By the time this track is done
Everybody is gonna know we've already won
[Intermission]
Whoa, Timmeh
That was pretty good!
It just gave me an idea
I mean, what if we tried something with a little more guitar
And some drums you know?
Like what do you guys think about that
I mean it couldn't hurt right?
[Verse]
Oh there you go
There you go (yeah yeah)
One, Two, Three, Four
[?] mess with the wrong guy
Nobody wants Slothy
Now look at me in the eye
Yeahhhhhhhhhh
[Instrumental]
[Intermission
What?
What's the matter?
Did I go a little too far?
No, it's just some people don't like rock
What about something a little bit more like this?
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
Oh welcome to the show
Everybody here really wants to know
Are you a Bloxburg pro?
Or just a Brookhaven Joe?
By the way that's a nice half road
You and Slothy could both be blown
Whim in the house made of legos
That's how the real story of Poke goes
What's with that one shot take?
You did it twice, now take a break
Maybe you should go with PrestonPlayz
Because I don't think you're gonna win this race
[Intermission]
*record scratch*
Okay don't get me wrong
That was pretty good
I'm just saying, maybe we should go something with a little more
Tradition diss track you know?
Something a little more like this
Show 'em Kreek
[Instrumental]
[Verse]
What's up my name is KreekCraft
Have you heard of me?
I've been livestreaming since the start of eternity
Trying to get some dirt on me?
You wanna put the hurt on me?
Pokediger isn't even in the same category
Step into my laboratory
Let me tell you all a story
Once upon a time, I heard that Poke's rhymes are rap boring
Run Forrest Run
Run Forrest Run
Really Poke, you think I've never heard of that one?
[Pre-Chorus]
*record scratch*
Wait a minute
I don't see Timmeh
Has anybody seen Timmeh?
Anyone?
[Verse]
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
This track is gonna hit 40 milly
Slothy is slow, just like your rhymes
But I bet that he can do a better job than Poke next time
What's up baby mamas it's Timmeh!
Stand up, [?]
By the time this track is done
Everybody is gonna know that we've already won
[Outro]
Wow, that got a little out of control didn't it?
Yeah, it's always a little intense
Timmeh did you jump out of an exploding helicopter?
Yeah, wasn't that a lease dude?
What did we go overboard?
So, you think I'm slow?
Well, sloths are inherently slow so...
And you guys really think I have too many green screens?
Listen, you can never have too many green screens dude
You think they charge for refills?
Actually about the way you light your green screen...
Let's talk about that