Kai Ross-Worst by Koopa Kaper Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yo Kai...
People always say that you're the best...
But we all know it’s because that's your name
Which, by the way...
Is probably just you compensating for something...
You asked for this...

[VERSE]
Hey Kai
How are you?
Just thought I'd say hi
’Cause after you hear this you're literally gonna die
You brought this 'pon yourself when you gave the retweet
That's right
You did this
I hope this is a treat
I think we all know why you dyed your hair red
To copy Boyinaband
And get in his bed
You think you're all cool
Editing for Jack
He gives you all your jokes
You're literally just a hack
No one gives you hate so you think you're untouchable
Well soon you'll find that you’re way too crushable
Even Jack hates you
Your own damn boss!
Back to the subject
The man named Kai Ross
Kai Ross-Best?
What kind of name is that?
That name sounds like it was drawn from a hat
Oh by the way Kai
I would just like to say
If you were a stripper
Your name would be Dave!
Wait, hold on, Dave?
I think I’ve heard that name...
Oh, that's right
Boyinaband’s is the same
There's more proof
You're literally just a clone
If I told the whole world
There minds would be blown
Except, not really 'cause it’s kinda obvious
Let's go over the facts:
Red hair, music, British
That's right Kai
Your cover's been blown
Bet that's what you do to Jack
When you two are alone
[OUTRO]
How'd you like that Kai?
Alright I'm done, cut the music
You're welcome by the way