The Bar by Konan Doyle Lyrics
Come on man, we don’t gotta go out every weekend. I ain’t about that life no more
Look, I don’t want to do it
Going to the bar, well, I can walk you through it
Right before it starts well, night’s already ruined
Because half the people cancel and the other half are puking
Shooting too much booze only leaves me feeling useless
It’s too loud to hear the people speak over the music
Wintertime, sit in line, still don’t let the dudes in
It loosens the screws in my toque
It’s stupid
Grab a James Ready cause my girl ain’t ready
Always late when we gotta grab the chase
Let me get it
Once I pay for them, hit the ATM
Got a stain on my best vest right from H&M
It’s like
Ugh
Would ya look at that
Should’ve took a nap
Now I’m standing next to people that I gotta push to pass
Come on, dog
I’m getting older and older
I really want a lot less of all the shoulder to shoulder
I mean
You wanna go to the bar?
No
You wanna go to bar?
No
Let’s go to the bar
Because we always have a blast when we go to the bar
Verse (Robbie G)
Heh, you’re sounding so sarcastic
I’m headed to the bar to get blasted
You coming with me?
Cause I don’t want to hear you bitch and you moan
If you ain’t going out then you sitting at home
Never had fun? Well, come try it out
You could stay at home, have fun by yourself
You act like you don’t wanna go but you know what I think?
When you’re broke you get mad about the overpriced drinks
Maybe you don’t want to drive
Okay. But try again
While I call an Uber and then I go buy another Heineken
If someone spills a drink on me and drops it on my Jordans
I get a stain on my shoes then I wash it in the morning
I can’t tell you what to do
And only you can decide how healthy it is for you
I hate stress
The good times are what I come for
Rather complain less and get drunk more
It’s Robbie G, let’s go Konan
You wanna go to the bar?
No
You wanna go to bar?
No
Let’s go to the bar
Cause we always have a blast when we go to the bar
Fine, Fine, I can join
I’m gonna try different sides of the coin
Groove with my girl, got her grinding my groin
How could I be annoyed, got my bride and my boys
Here to ride til it’s time that we silence the noise
Til it shines and the night tries to hide and avoid us
Doyle’s up, it’s round 2, pick a poison
Might just find different kinds enjoyment
I can tolerate it
But I’m only going out when I’m obligated
I promise not to hate it
Even when it’s getting complicated
I’ll cooperate by just not complaining
I’m sippin' something carbonated
Friends are all nauseated
I’m waiting for security to come when they
Stop behaving
Though it’s overpopulated
Can be a lot of payments
If it makes you feel a type of way, then you gotta say it
Got me saying
You wanna go to the bar?
No (yup)
You wanna go to bar?
No (yup)
Let’s go to the bar
Because we always have a blast when we go to the bar
(Dialogue)
It’s actually kinda fun man, like
You meet new people, and, you know, catch a buzz
Yea, that’s a good point
What’s so bad about that?
Yea, let’s go. Let’s go to the bar, fuck it
Look, I don’t want to do it
Going to the bar, well, I can walk you through it
Right before it starts well, night’s already ruined
Because half the people cancel and the other half are puking
Shooting too much booze only leaves me feeling useless
It’s too loud to hear the people speak over the music
Wintertime, sit in line, still don’t let the dudes in
It loosens the screws in my toque
It’s stupid
Grab a James Ready cause my girl ain’t ready
Always late when we gotta grab the chase
Let me get it
Once I pay for them, hit the ATM
Got a stain on my best vest right from H&M
It’s like
Ugh
Would ya look at that
Should’ve took a nap
Now I’m standing next to people that I gotta push to pass
Come on, dog
I’m getting older and older
I really want a lot less of all the shoulder to shoulder
I mean
You wanna go to the bar?
No
You wanna go to bar?
No
Let’s go to the bar
Because we always have a blast when we go to the bar
Verse (Robbie G)
Heh, you’re sounding so sarcastic
I’m headed to the bar to get blasted
You coming with me?
Cause I don’t want to hear you bitch and you moan
If you ain’t going out then you sitting at home
Never had fun? Well, come try it out
You could stay at home, have fun by yourself
You act like you don’t wanna go but you know what I think?
When you’re broke you get mad about the overpriced drinks
Maybe you don’t want to drive
Okay. But try again
While I call an Uber and then I go buy another Heineken
If someone spills a drink on me and drops it on my Jordans
I get a stain on my shoes then I wash it in the morning
I can’t tell you what to do
And only you can decide how healthy it is for you
I hate stress
The good times are what I come for
Rather complain less and get drunk more
It’s Robbie G, let’s go Konan
You wanna go to the bar?
No
You wanna go to bar?
No
Let’s go to the bar
Cause we always have a blast when we go to the bar
Fine, Fine, I can join
I’m gonna try different sides of the coin
Groove with my girl, got her grinding my groin
How could I be annoyed, got my bride and my boys
Here to ride til it’s time that we silence the noise
Til it shines and the night tries to hide and avoid us
Doyle’s up, it’s round 2, pick a poison
Might just find different kinds enjoyment
I can tolerate it
But I’m only going out when I’m obligated
I promise not to hate it
Even when it’s getting complicated
I’ll cooperate by just not complaining
I’m sippin' something carbonated
Friends are all nauseated
I’m waiting for security to come when they
Stop behaving
Though it’s overpopulated
Can be a lot of payments
If it makes you feel a type of way, then you gotta say it
Got me saying
You wanna go to the bar?
No (yup)
You wanna go to bar?
No (yup)
Let’s go to the bar
Because we always have a blast when we go to the bar
(Dialogue)
It’s actually kinda fun man, like
You meet new people, and, you know, catch a buzz
Yea, that’s a good point
What’s so bad about that?
Yea, let’s go. Let’s go to the bar, fuck it