Zap That by Kollektivet Lyrics

Ohh, nothing’s on!
This show sucks!
This is not good enough!
Well, I’ll zap that!

Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
Nothing’s on the television
Zap zap zap that, zap zap! (Uhhh)
I’ve been sitting here for hours but nothing is on!
Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
All I see is only crap!
Zap zap zap that, zap zap!
It doesn’t even make sense at all

Fat people getting weighed, zap that!
A black man floating in space, zap that!
Average guy at his office, zap!
A man trying to get in on with snake, zap!
People biking in poo, zap that!
An old man singing like a woman, zap that!
An old man yelling at food, zap!
A stranger in s suit eyeballing me, zap that!
Zap that, zap that!
You try to entertain me, but I…
Zap that, zap that!
The only thing thats fun is just to…
Zap that, zap that!
You try to entertain me, but I…
Zap that, zap that!
The only thing thats fun is just to…
Zap zap zapititpi zap zap zap zap

You have nothing to say, you can’t dеcide
Look at you stupid, you are inside
What’s good and bad is my dеcision
I’m the king of television

My hat is a crown
Television bow down
Me and my queen, the remote
We zap you and then we gloat
I have sentenced you to bad TV
Now, I will punish thee
First I shoot, then I electrocute!

Zap clap!
Zap it, zap it…
ZAP IT!
I can zap with my my toe
I can zap with my finger
I can zap with my Joe
That means dick, you ginger
You show me crap
I give you zap!
You show me crap
Now watch me zap!

Zap it, zap it…

Oh no, the TV is broken! Come back! N-no Comeback!
Well, hello… This is a good show… This guy is interesting…

Won’t zap that, won’t zap that
This is entertaining
I won’t…
Zap that, won’t zap that
With this guy on TV I will not…
Zap that, won’t zap that
This is entertaining
I won’t…
Zap that, won’t zap that
With this guy on TV I will not…