That Never Happened to Me by Kollektivet Lyrics
And then we ended up at a party
With R. Kelly
Wow... that never happened to me
And he proposed Aaaah!
Lucky, lucky you
That never happened to me
And they asked me if I wanted to be in the movie
That never happened to me
And I won the lottery !
That has iallfall never happened to me
I can only imagine how it will be
To have all this cool stuff happen to me
My niece once kissed Justin Bieber
That never happened to me
And a friend of mine once shot a beaver
Also never happened asså
My colleague got drunk and married a Greek
Never happened!
She's drinking ouzo as we speak
Never tasted ouzo asså
I want to experience cool cool stuff
This everyday life just isn't enough
I'm not on a boat with celebrities
Is no cool stuff my destiny?
A record company called, they want to sign me
Amazing story
Men... that never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
Okay, so I can't go to the Moon
But I want to get out of Bergen soon
And I want something fun to tell
Maybe go to America and eat at Taco Bell
Oh, you should really go
I once had a burrito there. It was so good
Gøy, but that never happened to me
I can only imagine how it will be
To eat some food in a foreign country
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to you?
No! I've never been in a rowing boat!
Life is all about travelling
Ja, okay
Life is all about exploring
Ja, of course
Life is all about mystery
Yes
Life is all about living
It all sounds great, but it probably never will happen to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
You have such exciting lives
That never happened to me
None of this happened to me
That never happened to me
You should live your life as a fantasy
Sounds good
You should live your life as a movie
Yes, but...
You should live your life as a safari
You should live your life, create a history
Yes, eh I agree, that sounds wonderful
But usually
That type of stuff never happens to me
With R. Kelly
Wow... that never happened to me
And he proposed Aaaah!
Lucky, lucky you
That never happened to me
And they asked me if I wanted to be in the movie
That never happened to me
And I won the lottery !
That has iallfall never happened to me
I can only imagine how it will be
To have all this cool stuff happen to me
My niece once kissed Justin Bieber
That never happened to me
And a friend of mine once shot a beaver
Also never happened asså
My colleague got drunk and married a Greek
Never happened!
She's drinking ouzo as we speak
Never tasted ouzo asså
I want to experience cool cool stuff
This everyday life just isn't enough
I'm not on a boat with celebrities
Is no cool stuff my destiny?
A record company called, they want to sign me
Amazing story
Men... that never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
Okay, so I can't go to the Moon
But I want to get out of Bergen soon
And I want something fun to tell
Maybe go to America and eat at Taco Bell
Oh, you should really go
I once had a burrito there. It was so good
Gøy, but that never happened to me
I can only imagine how it will be
To eat some food in a foreign country
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to you?
No! I've never been in a rowing boat!
Life is all about travelling
Ja, okay
Life is all about exploring
Ja, of course
Life is all about mystery
Yes
Life is all about living
It all sounds great, but it probably never will happen to me
That never happened to me
That never happened to me
You have such exciting lives
That never happened to me
None of this happened to me
That never happened to me
You should live your life as a fantasy
Sounds good
You should live your life as a movie
Yes, but...
You should live your life as a safari
You should live your life, create a history
Yes, eh I agree, that sounds wonderful
But usually
That type of stuff never happens to me