I Cant Get an Erection From the Election by Kollektivet Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I’m horny, I’m young, I’m singing my song
I got a stiffy in my pants, all day long
Everything’s sexy, everything’s hot
People eating ice cream, I like it a lot
There’s ladies everywhere, bouncing titties
I got to stare
But one thing turns me off
Politicians talking ’bout boring stuff
I’m 18 years today
And I’m feeling quite okay
There’s a lot of sexy stuff going on (Look there, a woman in a thong)
[Bridge]
I finally got the right to vote
I wanna be a part of the democracy
Do you see? I’m Democrazy!
It’s my duty as a citizen
But it just won’t turn me on
There is simply no response from my schlong!
[Hook]
I can’t get erеction, from the election
I can’t gеt erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
[Post-Hook]
Politics, come on show me your tits
Cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy dicks
[Verse 2]
Your walk, your talk, your hair, your dress
Your opinions simply don’t impress
I tried to masturbate, during your debate
Mission impossible!
You need to sex it up, you need to talk to me
You need to strip it down to reality
I can’t feel your groove, I can’t feel your flow
Then how’s this motherfucker s’posed to grow!?
(Seriously, I’m getting a boner from everything except from you)
[Verse 3]
Flowers, boner
Tables, boner
Burgers, boner
My mother, eww
Thai Food, boner
Subway, boner
Second world war, a raging boner!
Garbage, boner
Cancer, boner
Gaddafi, stiffy
Harry Potter, hard on
Diarrhea, boner
Dyslexia, nober
Korea, boner
Politics, nothin'
[Bridge]
I finally got the right to vote, I wanna be a part of the democracy
Do you see, I’m Democrazy!
It’s my duty as a citizen
But it just won’t turn me on
There is simply no response from my schlong!
[Hook]
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
[Mash Up]
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
[Verse 4]
Jens Stoltenberg, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
Knut Hareide, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
Erna Solberg, show me your tits (I can’t get erection, from the election)
And Siv Jensen, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
[Outro]
If this election wants my erection
The election needs to elect my erect penis
I’m horny, I’m young, I’m singing my song
I got a stiffy in my pants, all day long
Everything’s sexy, everything’s hot
People eating ice cream, I like it a lot
There’s ladies everywhere, bouncing titties
I got to stare
But one thing turns me off
Politicians talking ’bout boring stuff
I’m 18 years today
And I’m feeling quite okay
There’s a lot of sexy stuff going on (Look there, a woman in a thong)
[Bridge]
I finally got the right to vote
I wanna be a part of the democracy
Do you see? I’m Democrazy!
It’s my duty as a citizen
But it just won’t turn me on
There is simply no response from my schlong!
[Hook]
I can’t get erеction, from the election
I can’t gеt erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
[Post-Hook]
Politics, come on show me your tits
Cuz this ain’t giving us stiffy dicks
[Verse 2]
Your walk, your talk, your hair, your dress
Your opinions simply don’t impress
I tried to masturbate, during your debate
Mission impossible!
You need to sex it up, you need to talk to me
You need to strip it down to reality
I can’t feel your groove, I can’t feel your flow
Then how’s this motherfucker s’posed to grow!?
(Seriously, I’m getting a boner from everything except from you)
[Verse 3]
Flowers, boner
Tables, boner
Burgers, boner
My mother, eww
Thai Food, boner
Subway, boner
Second world war, a raging boner!
Garbage, boner
Cancer, boner
Gaddafi, stiffy
Harry Potter, hard on
Diarrhea, boner
Dyslexia, nober
Korea, boner
Politics, nothin'
[Bridge]
I finally got the right to vote, I wanna be a part of the democracy
Do you see, I’m Democrazy!
It’s my duty as a citizen
But it just won’t turn me on
There is simply no response from my schlong!
[Hook]
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
I can’t get erection, from the election
[Mash Up]
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
Politics, come on show me your tits (I can't get erection)
Cuz this ain't giving us stiffy dicks (from the election)
[Verse 4]
Jens Stoltenberg, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
Knut Hareide, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
Erna Solberg, show me your tits (I can’t get erection, from the election)
And Siv Jensen, show me your dick (I can’t get erection, from the election)
[Outro]
If this election wants my erection
The election needs to elect my erect penis