Strange Dames by Knowdaverbs Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Had an encounter with this dame at the wrong place
It was a half past the wrong time when this gal showed her face
Her outer description, form was bad like crime
You could tell she prepped in mirrors for long drawn amounts of time
Appeared angelic, Fashion Fair relic, you can't get used to
STOP, to entertain that thought would be a plot by the accuser
Look though, this is where my first mistake was
I was curious to find out more on who she was
I could tell there was interest when our eyes shook hands
Not knowing she's a strange dame with foreign plans
So I began to travel to her corner, diagonal
From where the Factors loitered, should have stayed and avoided
This whole scenario, but yet I wanted to inspect
To see what I could detect through platonic dialect
So I approach with caution as always I feel I need to
Following guidelines of chivalry is proper procedure
Then extend my hand to make initial introduction
Trying to stay calm but stumble through merbal valfunction
I stuttered through all kinds of words
Then I finally spit it out, "Well, hello, I'm Knowdaverbs."
I await for her to reciprocate the greeting
Thinking if by chance is this the dame that I've been needing?
Measure virtues by the text could guarantee her clearance
Wanted to know if her name could compliment her appearance
So I stood there, sitting at the edge of my feet
Hanging on like Stallone to every word that she would speak
I listen closely for her lips to form her name
Trying to remain tame but she was way too pretty
Her hair was silky how she worked it, was looking way too perfect
I swore she was Pine Valley or Genewa City
Spoke with vocal tones that tried to hypnotize me
Spirit recalled the text, shot the flesh and tranquilized me
Which was swell so I couldn't leave the conversation
Get down to essentials and find out what's her inspiration
She said her birthplace was from the island of the Saunas
Oh and by the way they call me Unyoka Uhuh
[Chorus]
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
[Verse 2]
We volleyed questions back and forth just to see what I was facin'
And then the enemy came and tried to enter the conversation
But what to expect? 'cause if I was out of line
And if Christ wasn't in common then we wasted our time
But often enough it seems as it may
That I'm the last as if it counts to ever get any play
Especially from a dope girl, so of course I was flattered
I'd be lying if I said that her inner person had mattered
For a split second it all seemed irrelevant
The crazy lessons I learn then live to tell of it
'Cause Yo! Her entire was fly like Mia Campbell
Truly, she was blessed with ample beauty
But in the mean time while my brain was on hiatus
I was struck like lightning bolts and deeply moved like earth from craters
I wondered in my head how in the world this could be
That this poetry in motion was out for me the emcee
You know (duh) verbs, now I wish I lost him
As Samson crosses my mind and how much his talking cost him
I've learned too much about Unyoka in ten minutes of conversation
I tuned out 'cause she hit the wrong station
In an instant Unyoka's lingo became foreign
Every direction she came is was from a strange origin
She was full of surprises, but what caught me the baddest
Is when she said, "I have three bebes by four different dada's"
I'm stumped, trying to figure how genetics could permit it
Guess she's down with the honeymoon without first the commitment
DANGER! Me and the spirit now congruent
And I'm looking around the room trying to figure where the crew went
She's talking about hooking up with her homegirl Tonja
'cause she has this access to this half a sack of ganja
OK then, I wish this talk could digress
Like a dime with no face I became less impressed
She's a golden charm with nothing in the locket
Talking off the wall like Michael Jackson's solo projects
She wants to know about the plan that we had for the eve
She wants to kick it later but I told her we gotta leave
Unsupervised time with this dame would do no justice
Avoid being engulfed by the flames of a seductress
Some may call it crude, but I call them as I view 'em
I'll only offer prayer 'til she seeks out some renewing
Really it hurts to such a pretty girl
Drown in the pleasures of the world
When she saw I wasn't into what she was into
She's peepin' other guys walking into the venue
That's cool, I grade the circumstance like a test
Things didn't feel too right, so I left!
[Chorus]
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
[Verse 3]
Now this applies to both the masculine and the feminine
Don't cast your pearls to swine watch them circles you be swimmin' in
Consider all things spoken and act as if you heard me
Before you wind up tied like J. Fox and Baxter Bearny
Take into account where your faith is deposited
Don't let the enemy withdraw you from a merger God has did
All this comes about once you're solely satisfied
In the love of the father plus the third day revived
'Cause if not tell me what you have to rely on
What good is a mate you have to hire out a spy on?
Ladies say for instance you're in a ballroom dancin'
Get approached on the floor by a disguised Marilyn Manson
Fellas you at the concert trying to run your game
Pushed up on Marlena who is devilishly insane
I'ma tell you now discontinue while you can
'cause for every strange dame there's a peculiar man
But you can wild it if you want to trade your crowns for girly pleasures
Or let the divine define and inherit the Father's treasures
So before you get too deep and the dating gets extensive
Don't play yourself but ask, "Is this the one that God intended?"
'Cause If not I suggest you make tracks from the party
And flee the crime scene before it gets too tardy!
Had an encounter with this dame at the wrong place
It was a half past the wrong time when this gal showed her face
Her outer description, form was bad like crime
You could tell she prepped in mirrors for long drawn amounts of time
Appeared angelic, Fashion Fair relic, you can't get used to
STOP, to entertain that thought would be a plot by the accuser
Look though, this is where my first mistake was
I was curious to find out more on who she was
I could tell there was interest when our eyes shook hands
Not knowing she's a strange dame with foreign plans
So I began to travel to her corner, diagonal
From where the Factors loitered, should have stayed and avoided
This whole scenario, but yet I wanted to inspect
To see what I could detect through platonic dialect
So I approach with caution as always I feel I need to
Following guidelines of chivalry is proper procedure
Then extend my hand to make initial introduction
Trying to stay calm but stumble through merbal valfunction
I stuttered through all kinds of words
Then I finally spit it out, "Well, hello, I'm Knowdaverbs."
I await for her to reciprocate the greeting
Thinking if by chance is this the dame that I've been needing?
Measure virtues by the text could guarantee her clearance
Wanted to know if her name could compliment her appearance
So I stood there, sitting at the edge of my feet
Hanging on like Stallone to every word that she would speak
I listen closely for her lips to form her name
Trying to remain tame but she was way too pretty
Her hair was silky how she worked it, was looking way too perfect
I swore she was Pine Valley or Genewa City
Spoke with vocal tones that tried to hypnotize me
Spirit recalled the text, shot the flesh and tranquilized me
Which was swell so I couldn't leave the conversation
Get down to essentials and find out what's her inspiration
She said her birthplace was from the island of the Saunas
Oh and by the way they call me Unyoka Uhuh
[Chorus]
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
[Verse 2]
We volleyed questions back and forth just to see what I was facin'
And then the enemy came and tried to enter the conversation
But what to expect? 'cause if I was out of line
And if Christ wasn't in common then we wasted our time
But often enough it seems as it may
That I'm the last as if it counts to ever get any play
Especially from a dope girl, so of course I was flattered
I'd be lying if I said that her inner person had mattered
For a split second it all seemed irrelevant
The crazy lessons I learn then live to tell of it
'Cause Yo! Her entire was fly like Mia Campbell
Truly, she was blessed with ample beauty
But in the mean time while my brain was on hiatus
I was struck like lightning bolts and deeply moved like earth from craters
I wondered in my head how in the world this could be
That this poetry in motion was out for me the emcee
You know (duh) verbs, now I wish I lost him
As Samson crosses my mind and how much his talking cost him
I've learned too much about Unyoka in ten minutes of conversation
I tuned out 'cause she hit the wrong station
In an instant Unyoka's lingo became foreign
Every direction she came is was from a strange origin
She was full of surprises, but what caught me the baddest
Is when she said, "I have three bebes by four different dada's"
I'm stumped, trying to figure how genetics could permit it
Guess she's down with the honeymoon without first the commitment
DANGER! Me and the spirit now congruent
And I'm looking around the room trying to figure where the crew went
She's talking about hooking up with her homegirl Tonja
'cause she has this access to this half a sack of ganja
OK then, I wish this talk could digress
Like a dime with no face I became less impressed
She's a golden charm with nothing in the locket
Talking off the wall like Michael Jackson's solo projects
She wants to know about the plan that we had for the eve
She wants to kick it later but I told her we gotta leave
Unsupervised time with this dame would do no justice
Avoid being engulfed by the flames of a seductress
Some may call it crude, but I call them as I view 'em
I'll only offer prayer 'til she seeks out some renewing
Really it hurts to such a pretty girl
Drown in the pleasures of the world
When she saw I wasn't into what she was into
She's peepin' other guys walking into the venue
That's cool, I grade the circumstance like a test
Things didn't feel too right, so I left!
[Chorus]
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
Now presenting foreign ladies and strange dames
Shiny eclipses, thinking that they may pertain
Stop! The switching from crowns to concubines
Why try? She wasn't called to be mine
[Verse 3]
Now this applies to both the masculine and the feminine
Don't cast your pearls to swine watch them circles you be swimmin' in
Consider all things spoken and act as if you heard me
Before you wind up tied like J. Fox and Baxter Bearny
Take into account where your faith is deposited
Don't let the enemy withdraw you from a merger God has did
All this comes about once you're solely satisfied
In the love of the father plus the third day revived
'Cause if not tell me what you have to rely on
What good is a mate you have to hire out a spy on?
Ladies say for instance you're in a ballroom dancin'
Get approached on the floor by a disguised Marilyn Manson
Fellas you at the concert trying to run your game
Pushed up on Marlena who is devilishly insane
I'ma tell you now discontinue while you can
'cause for every strange dame there's a peculiar man
But you can wild it if you want to trade your crowns for girly pleasures
Or let the divine define and inherit the Father's treasures
So before you get too deep and the dating gets extensive
Don't play yourself but ask, "Is this the one that God intended?"
'Cause If not I suggest you make tracks from the party
And flee the crime scene before it gets too tardy!