Im Literally Gonna Kill You by Klezmergord Lyrics

I will destroy anything
You are no exception
Just because I punched myself 12 times in the head
Doesn't mean I'm not thinking straight
The warranty on bullshit has expired
Don't let me keep you any longer

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
But have you considered drowning?
Have you considered blowing your head clean off?
Cause I'm literally gonna kill you
I'm literally gonna kill you

You are wise but now you've fallen
I've already picked out a tasteful coffin
You could call this the epilogue
But pain is just jazz to a dog
This is to be your final day
Last box on the calender

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Have you considered making toast in the bath?
Or trying out euthanasia for a laugh?
Cause I'm literally gonna kill you
I'm literally gonna kill you
Gonna chop your fingers off
Gonna chop your elbows off
Gonna chop your arms off
Then I'm gonna make a stroganoff
Gonna chop your toes off
Gonna chop your ankles off
Gonna chop your whole leg off
Then I'm gonna make a stroganoff

Don't make me out as some kind of monster
They call me The Undertaker
Because I'll take you under

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger
But have you considered poison?
Or jumping out of planes with no parachute?
Cause I'm literally gonna kill you
I'm literally gonna kill you