Douchebagz by Kleo Caplan Lyrics
[Intro]
Cut them ‘cause they’re toxic
If they beat it I’mma box it
They say they can lead but I don’t see them in the cockpit
[Verse 1]
I see them everyday and I see the side eyes
They say they’re eating salads but they’re at five guys. They talk shit about you and act like Allies
Say that they got you Ooh That’s All Lies
They just wanna hook me up like what’s your type?
I say a woman very pretty, Aphrodite
[Pre Chorus]
I’m not Steve Irwin but I, know the snakes
Do a song about them act likе snow flakes
Boy I’mma keep an eye out for thе traitor
I here Ask questions perpetrator
[Chorus]
(Douchebagz DDDD Docuhebagz, Douchebagz DDD Douchebagz) x4
[Verse 2]
They deny the work I do but can’t do it themselves
Y’all bunch of sheep, move it like Santa’s elves
Ill mind my arms, and you mind your language
‘cause if we throw hands, you will need a bandage
My work ethic at a hundred and yours’ zero
Don’t get pissed if your brother calls me his hero
You’re like a big virus, contagious and bad
So, stay away from me and go to the back
[Chorus]
(Douchebagz DDDD Docuhebagz, Douchebagz DDD Douchebagz) x6
[Outro]
So, ding ding dong your opinion is wrong
And splish splish splash your opinion is trash I mean litter
Whatever I do you’ll be bitter
Ego getting bigger
I told you when I shoot my shot
I don’t Miss
Cut them ‘cause they’re toxic
If they beat it I’mma box it
They say they can lead but I don’t see them in the cockpit
[Verse 1]
I see them everyday and I see the side eyes
They say they’re eating salads but they’re at five guys. They talk shit about you and act like Allies
Say that they got you Ooh That’s All Lies
They just wanna hook me up like what’s your type?
I say a woman very pretty, Aphrodite
[Pre Chorus]
I’m not Steve Irwin but I, know the snakes
Do a song about them act likе snow flakes
Boy I’mma keep an eye out for thе traitor
I here Ask questions perpetrator
[Chorus]
(Douchebagz DDDD Docuhebagz, Douchebagz DDD Douchebagz) x4
[Verse 2]
They deny the work I do but can’t do it themselves
Y’all bunch of sheep, move it like Santa’s elves
Ill mind my arms, and you mind your language
‘cause if we throw hands, you will need a bandage
My work ethic at a hundred and yours’ zero
Don’t get pissed if your brother calls me his hero
You’re like a big virus, contagious and bad
So, stay away from me and go to the back
[Chorus]
(Douchebagz DDDD Docuhebagz, Douchebagz DDD Douchebagz) x6
[Outro]
So, ding ding dong your opinion is wrong
And splish splish splash your opinion is trash I mean litter
Whatever I do you’ll be bitter
Ego getting bigger
I told you when I shoot my shot
I don’t Miss