Honey Chanell Diss Track by KingGLOBBY Lyrics
[Intro]
*Noisy hoover*
What a noisy hoover
That was quite the manoeuvre
You pulled
[Verse]
On that track with no music
Thinking you're hard when you're not
It's making me lose it
Thinking that your bars are hot when they ain't
Jam, I think you should go swallow some paint
I'ma tell you a story, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not making it up to be funny
Her mum slept with a mouse then rolled over and crushed it
Nine months pass until we get Honey
Careful she don't take your money
She's been known to just take what she likes
Like that one time she wеnt down the bike sheds
And nickеd a poor 10-year-old's bike
Oh, you didn't want me to spill the tea?
Then don't come out starting beef with the GLOBBY
And I haven't even talked about that one time you were runnin' around
Spittin' more saliva than these facts I'm spittin' now
Every line from your send absolutely sucks
I hope you get run over by a Hot Wheels truck
Don't really want to beef, you'd rather fake the beef
But I'm warning you now, if you don't stop
Then that's the end of it, you ain't gonna catch me
Crossing paths with you again, your disses were flops
But just know that's enough Chanell
Be thanking your stars that this is a family channel
'Cause otherwise you'd die, no way around it
But just us being PG, we're not clowns here
Just 'cause I'm not cussin' doesn't mean I'ma place third
And pull a McTerrible Insult: 'you're every swear word!'
It's not off limits for me to say with your name you got lucky
No any other way anyone's gon' call you 'honey'
Good luck getting a good enough job to pay off all your dates with money
What I'm saying is someone oughta call pest control
Again, not trying to be funny
You really think that people are gonna like you back?
Well, you were wrong about Dillon and Olivia
You'll never find a man or woman to love you
All the way from Japan to Bolivia
You hairy, smelly, short little rat
With a belly as big as your mother's
Living in a little house so dilapidated
You have moss growing out of your oven
While this track, it isn't the greatest
At least you can tell it's ironic
With it's nursery rhyme flow and the lines which are full of
Oh, so many jokes, it's iconic
But Jam wasn't being ironic
When she came at me for the first time
She wanted to hurt me when she said the line:
[Outro]
I'm rapping like a mouse and I'm gonna put you in a warehouse
*Laughter*
*Noisy hoover*
What a noisy hoover
That was quite the manoeuvre
You pulled
[Verse]
On that track with no music
Thinking you're hard when you're not
It's making me lose it
Thinking that your bars are hot when they ain't
Jam, I think you should go swallow some paint
I'ma tell you a story, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not making it up to be funny
Her mum slept with a mouse then rolled over and crushed it
Nine months pass until we get Honey
Careful she don't take your money
She's been known to just take what she likes
Like that one time she wеnt down the bike sheds
And nickеd a poor 10-year-old's bike
Oh, you didn't want me to spill the tea?
Then don't come out starting beef with the GLOBBY
And I haven't even talked about that one time you were runnin' around
Spittin' more saliva than these facts I'm spittin' now
Every line from your send absolutely sucks
I hope you get run over by a Hot Wheels truck
Don't really want to beef, you'd rather fake the beef
But I'm warning you now, if you don't stop
Then that's the end of it, you ain't gonna catch me
Crossing paths with you again, your disses were flops
But just know that's enough Chanell
Be thanking your stars that this is a family channel
'Cause otherwise you'd die, no way around it
But just us being PG, we're not clowns here
Just 'cause I'm not cussin' doesn't mean I'ma place third
And pull a McTerrible Insult: 'you're every swear word!'
It's not off limits for me to say with your name you got lucky
No any other way anyone's gon' call you 'honey'
Good luck getting a good enough job to pay off all your dates with money
What I'm saying is someone oughta call pest control
Again, not trying to be funny
You really think that people are gonna like you back?
Well, you were wrong about Dillon and Olivia
You'll never find a man or woman to love you
All the way from Japan to Bolivia
You hairy, smelly, short little rat
With a belly as big as your mother's
Living in a little house so dilapidated
You have moss growing out of your oven
While this track, it isn't the greatest
At least you can tell it's ironic
With it's nursery rhyme flow and the lines which are full of
Oh, so many jokes, it's iconic
But Jam wasn't being ironic
When she came at me for the first time
She wanted to hurt me when she said the line:
[Outro]
I'm rapping like a mouse and I'm gonna put you in a warehouse
*Laughter*